Put this together for a project I'm working on, and it was so pretty I had to share! My solo books from William Morrow (HC) #YouAndMeAndUs & #LittlePiecesOfMe. And my first two @AliBradyBooks (written with @bradeighgodfrey) #TheBeachTrap & #TheComebackSummer from Berkley PRH

Hey @SouthwestAir - I'm trying to find out why you changed my flight from 7pm tonight to 7am tomorrow morning with no notice or additional information?

I haven't stopped thinking about this since I read it. It seems so plausible I can't believe more people aren't talking about it.

Dear @Enterprise You have cars available, but won't rent one to me because it's a one-way trip. And Enterprise is the only rental car company with locations where I'm going. Which leaves me....screwed. Again, you have cars available. Really disappointed.

Not sure if the #3percentsb party is happening tonight, but tweeting about the ads is my favorite part of the big game, so I'll be over on Threads "threading?" about the commercials. Join me over there! threads.net/@thishammer

When a grocery store says they are open until 3 and you call to confirm that they have a hot bar of food for thanksgiving, they really shouldn’t put it all away an hour before closing. Guess I won’t be getting a thanksgiving meal this year. Thanks, Doms.

I just want to give @AbbyWambach a hug. Thank you for being so open and vulnerable.

Are any other #NaNoWriMos having a hard time getting their word count to update on the NaNo website? I've tried Safari, Chrome and on my phone. I care way too much about tracking every day so hope I can figure out what's going on...

Dear @andersoncooper, thank you for bringing your heart and emotion to your reporting of the tragedy in Israel. This situation is heartbreaking and seeing your very real emotions makes me feel less alone in the pain and sadness. #IStandWithIsrael #AmYisraelChai

Has anyone used @mixtiles on wallpapered walls? (I talked to customer service who said they were designed for painted walls, and want to make sure I'll be able to remove them without damaging the wallpaper. thx!)

At a packed bar in Chicago cheering on #TeamUsa but the real fun is watching @GlennonDoyle’s play by play on Twitter!

Dear @UPS customer service. Your automated assistant won’t let me talk to a human, but my package was returned to sender for some reason and no one will help me figure out how to get it back.

Last night, I was sitting at a karaoke bar in downtown Chicago. Someone in the next room was singing Faithfully and it sounded so good I stopped mid-conversation and asked who was singing it. The guy behind the bar said #CubaGoodingJr. Turns out he was right! #ShowMeTheMoney

Fourth of July in downtown Chicago. AKA was that a gun shot or a firework?

That was a scary walk to the grocery store...I saw a man peeing in the alley, kept walking, heard a shot fire somewhere, then a man came running toward me - I got out of the way. Then the man turned down the alley scaring the peeing guy who came out looking terrified. #Chicago

The last few days, I've been using ChatGPT as a tool to help with some tedious details of my job search...but when it serves up lines like this, I know our jobs as writers are safe: Thank you from the bottom of my creative soul for considering my application. 😂😂😂

Check out this incredible performance of a beautiful song—featuring @Stephen_Kellogg with two of his incredible daughters, Sophia and Adeline, and the @CountingCrows. So cool!!!