Things Alan Hardy Does

Remember when Alan Hardy asked for our opinions on the reform of the JPT, we voted like 90% against it and he voted for the reform anyway ahahahaha

This from the man who routinely broke the rules of the road and publicly protested that the speed limits didn't apply to him because it was a clear day. Now Karen Hardy becomes a bastion of road safety. Can't write it.

At least we have a goalkeeper on the bench again. I think if Hardy was still in charge he'd have had George on the bench by now. No one ever beat him at half time apparently.

Alleged affairs left and right, alleged whatsapp messages, exposing himself on social media... My friend, if Notts County cost you your marriage, then McDonalds cost me a career in long distance running.

So I had one bent over the table here, there was one up here I was fingering, and this one on the floor screaming 'thanks for saving the club Alan'

Stop trying to play soggy biscuit with Forest. They still have you blocked from your pantpissing over Ryan Yates.

There are only 280 characters in a tweet my friend, don't ever think you have a chance in shouting out everyone that hates you without getting banned for spam.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (he makes sure to mention it's a BMW tho)

So world's least faithful husband (allegedly) and holder of football's tiniest cock (factually) comes out with this gem. Can tell this prick is so out of touch. Hope your daughter (or son) never has to go through the trauma of domestic violence. You'd change your tune @Bigalanh5

Let's get this straight. He sacked more than half of the board because they were 'bullying' him (expressing how much of an arsehole they thought he was) in a PRIVATE whatsapp group chat. Don't you fucking ever say people want to work under you, you narcissistic bellend.

1. You took us to the brink of extinction 2. A reason we didn't go to Wembley is because of your 'roar us to wembley' bullshit 3. Gave tickets away for £1 4. You made our women's team homeless and sold our best prospect for a few quid 5. Unsustainably pumped money in wrong areas

SELLS THE FUCKING CLUB

Wears a full Notts County tracksuit with 'AH' on the front when he's taking his family out for a carvery

Buys his kids Notts shirts with 'Daddy 1' on the back

Gets his wife to call him 'Chairman Al'

Parks like this

Lectures a homeless man on business, integrity and money management then walks away without giving him a penny

Says 'do you know who I am?' To the referee after George gets sent off for a two footed challenge in Sunday League