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@ThiccHomemaker
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Photo by ๐๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š ๐Ž'๐‘๐ž๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ (@ThiccHomemaker)Photo by ๐๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š ๐Ž'๐‘๐ž๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ (@ThiccHomemaker)Photo by ๐๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š ๐Ž'๐‘๐ž๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ (@ThiccHomemaker)Photo by ๐๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š ๐Ž'๐‘๐ž๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ (@ThiccHomemaker)Photo by ๐๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š ๐Ž'๐‘๐ž๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ (@ThiccHomemaker)Photo by ๐๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š ๐Ž'๐‘๐ž๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ (@ThiccHomemaker)Photo by ๐๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š ๐Ž'๐‘๐ž๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ (@ThiccHomemaker)Photo by ๐๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š ๐Ž'๐‘๐ž๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ (@ThiccHomemaker)Photo by ๐๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š ๐Ž'๐‘๐ž๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ (@ThiccHomemaker)Photo by ๐๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š ๐Ž'๐‘๐ž๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ (@ThiccHomemaker)
" MILF?? You youngsters and your funny made up words. " ส€แด‡แด›แดœส€ษดษชษดษข แดแดœsแด‡ แด˜ส€แดแดœแด… แดษชษดษดแด‡sแดแด›แด€ษด แดกษชแด…แดแดกแด‡แด… แดแดแด›สœแด‡ส€ แดา“ แด›แดกแด แดแด€แดŠแดส€ ษขแด‡ส€แดแด€แด˜สœแดส™แด‡ ส™แด‡ แด€ แด…แด‡แด€ส€ แด€ษดแด… sแด˜ส€แด‡แด€แด… แด›สœแด‡ แดกแดส€แด… ?
Image from ๐๐š๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š ๐Ž'๐‘๐ž๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ (@ThiccHomemaker)
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That's relieving... But what's got him in such a jovial mood?
Takuma Sakazaki (@UnbeatenKarate) profile pictureTakuma Sakazaki@UnbeatenKarateJun 22
Truly. Though, her presence wouldn't hinder this joy he has!
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He's sure everything is okay? Honestly? Truly?
Takuma Sakazaki (@UnbeatenKarate) profile pictureTakuma Sakazaki@UnbeatenKarateJun 22
Takuma has sunshine in his pocket, like that one woman's song in the 2000s. Eyes full of wonder! There's no cross feelings here.
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"Oh, I hope Takuma isn't too upset with me... I should do something nice to make up for my lagging behind."
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"Happy Father's Day to all the wonderful men out there doing their part to raise their kiddos! I hope you get all the appreciation you're deserved!" ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ’‹
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The collar of his gi was grasped with both gloves hands and yanked hard enough to get him eye level. As soon as he was, he was in for the biggest smooch of his life.
Takuma Sakazaki (@UnbeatenKarate) profile pictureTakuma Sakazaki@UnbeatenKarateApr 13
Well, he's standing now. A worried look on his face as he couldn't read hers at the moment. Then. "O-Oh..!!!", It clicked!
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She'll at least let him get to his feet before pouncing.
Takuma Sakazaki (@UnbeatenKarate) profile pictureTakuma Sakazaki@UnbeatenKarateApr 13
"Y-Yes, Patty..?" He immediately puts the paper down, shifting, as he was just about to stand.
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"Takuma."
Takuma Sakazaki (@UnbeatenKarate) profile pictureTakuma Sakazaki@UnbeatenKarateApr 13
The dojo, of course, but.. he was reading the newspaper. Footsteps approaching, he looks up.
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Wherever @UnbeatenKarate is, Patty is headed his way.
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"DeeDee and Dexter are out and I have the whole house to myself again... Maybe I should... Oh, but he might be busy..."
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"That was the first Easter I haven't celebrated since the kids got too old to go egg hunting. Goodness, they grow up so fast."
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Not certain she knows what this means, but she's happy to join the trend!
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Pleasant as always, Patty smiled sweetly and took gentle hold of his bicep with both gloved hands. "Now let's talk about why you're up so late. You know how important getting proper rest is."
Takuma Sakazaki (@UnbeatenKarate) profile pictureTakuma Sakazaki@UnbeatenKarateMar 28
"Of course, of course!" He looked over his shoulder as the mysterious person was gone. One more huff was given before his attention returned to his sweet Patty!
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"Well whatever is happening don't let it get to you, mkay hun? We don't want your blood pressure to spike."
Takuma Sakazaki (@UnbeatenKarate) profile pictureTakuma Sakazaki@UnbeatenKarateMar 28
Takuma only has a handful of friends and none of them are here----. "Just.. a.. ah..", could he bring himself to explain the whole Mr. Karate situation? He's struggling on his words. "I wouldn't say pestering, not yet.."
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"Now when you say nuisance, do you mean an old friend of some kind that occasionally gets on your nerves or is this person genuinely pestering you?"
Takuma Sakazaki (@UnbeatenKarate) profile pictureTakuma Sakazaki@UnbeatenKarateMar 28
"Ah! Just-- Just an old nuisance, but they're gone now.."
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"Something the matter, hun?"
Takuma Sakazaki (@UnbeatenKarate) profile pictureTakuma Sakazaki@UnbeatenKarateMar 28
"Hmph.."
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The hell you do. The button/switch should be in your settings. Turn that shit on.
Takuma Sakazaki (@UnbeatenKarate) profile pictureTakuma Sakazaki@UnbeatenKarateMar 13
I can't fit parody into my bio. If I die, I die.
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~ ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹
Takuma Sakazaki (@UnbeatenKarate) profile pictureTakuma Sakazaki@UnbeatenKarateMar 7
SPITS UP HIS TEA ALL OVER HIMSELF-- "P-PP--"
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