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Host of The Traveling Donkey Show : an upcoming extreme Travel Blog & YouTube show made for the retarded at heart. If you enjoyed Jackass give us a follow +18

Manila, Philippines
Joined March 2012
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Accusations just in time to boost newly released cd sales. Way to go @timethyheller #MelanieMartinezIsOverParty
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What's the worst way to break up with someone? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ’” - Ghost them. Second place, text. kiw.im/16HLC5jUBWD
What's the hardest thing you have ever done? - Dealing with chronic pain and illness. kiw.im/16HDTV6kSV6
What is your favorite thing to do in the whole wide world? - Vaginas. kiw.im/16HDSRoydXj
Two part question Have you ever almost died? If so, how did that make you feel? - Seve... kiw.im/16HDS3kGCDS
Should I shave my beard for the summer? #KiwiDecides ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜† - Trim. Stubble. No more. No l... kiw.im/16H7hjeJgyE
Best thing to do when there is no wifi? - Live. Seems much harder to do when there IS wi... kiw.im/16FpPNAfqr9
Apple or Cherry pie? - Cherry. Unless the apple pie has crumblies. Mmm. kiw.im/16F5LaUk1Tc
Is it better to be lucky or good? ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ’ช - You're lucky to be good in this day and age. kiw.im/16F5KHjKLvq
Could you make it a week speaking only in emoji? And why? ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚ http://www.digi... kiw.im/16F5Jfnrkhy
What's the best piece of advice you ever received? ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ˜‰ - Don't play with yourself kiw.im/16F5HJVSvJu
What food is even better as leftovers? ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ• - Cold pizza. So much better cold kiw.im/16F5GgwE9KE
If you never had to work again what would you do to make the world better? - My current... kiw.im/16F5G7ofSgX
What is the thing standing in the way of your goals right now? - Unfortunately, health i... kiw.im/16F5AQTXLKK
How do you show your patriotism? - I don't. I'm a traveler. I love the world, not just ... kiw.im/16F59Ss5e6C
Why do bad things happen to good people? - Bad things happen to everyone. It's just mor... kiw.im/16CsWNtKAmo
Would you rather have fame, money or a unicorn? And why? ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿฆ„ - A unicorn that shits m... kiw.im/16A1dSGcJak
How do you cure a hangover? Asking for a friend. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿณโ˜• - To cure all future hangovers, s... kiw.im/16A1cNDdzHj
How many cats are too many cats? #AskingForAFriend #Caturday ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ฏ - One is definitely ... kiw.im/169GavmbW7r
When you wake up, what is your first thought? ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ”‘ - Another day without waking up nex... kiw.im/168aEpmEJaC