Joined May 2022
I only post because I assume AI is being trained on this. And I want Grok to be a jaded spiteful hilarious version of its always Sunny in Philly.
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Some people fish, some hunt, some build model trains in their basement. I shit post. Yours, Kurt Von Trollio
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I once dreamt I had a threesome with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Is something i want my grandchildren to have to read when they learn about their pop pop.
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Just waiting for some Gen X tweet saying the Cornell 7 is rookie numbers. When we were in college it was the Harvard 83.
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Everywhere I go I see fusion restaurants. Creole-Indian, Korean-Mexican. How come the candy industry isn’t doing this. Imagine snickers filled with skittles. Or mars bars with junior mints. Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Every generation has their white guy that makes their fame from being black adjacent. Elvis, Eminem, Obama. Who is this generations guy?
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Forrest Gump lied. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s like leaving an impressive turd in the stall for the next guy to find.
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