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Joined July 2009
Theo Bird retweeted
Just Eat's rollout of AI menu photos is going flawlessly
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Wait what, we can make gold in a lab now?
Replying to @MarathonFusion
In 2025, we published a bold proposal to use fusion reactors for gold production. And now we’ve done it: Mercury transmuted into stable gold, using fusion neutrons, at 10x the record set by CERN in 2025. We’ve reduced alchemy to a series of difficult but tractable engineering problems.
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Theo Bird retweeted
It is still just so extraordinary to me that the government basically loan sharked an entire generation of students. If they’d outsourced it to Wonga, the outcomes wouldn’t have been much worse
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I've been told the plane I'm on will be moving in "the next couple of moments". Struggling to think of a unit of time vaguer than moments.
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Fascinating. I'm not even sure you would get this level of consensus if you asked "should we feed children"
A nation almost entirely united on this one with *100%* of over 75s saying it’s not ok to play music out loud on a train.
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Me thinking I'm better than all the idiots in the Sainsbury's car park on a Saturday morning
BREAKING: Tesla's Roadster goes airborne, soaring over a row of Tesla vehicles in a live stunt at its unveiling event.
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Theo Bird retweeted
Rafael Behr’s analysis of Reforms latest policy announcement is spot on. #politicslive
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Theo Bird retweeted
I might get hate for this but i feel like the handle on the maple syrup bottle could be just a little bit bigger
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How is this populist slop getting a round of applause? I refuse to believe everyone in that room genuinely thinks he's making a valid point. The French Gov borrows €300bn a year.
French Presidential Candidate Jean-Luc Mélenchon: They tell us, "We must reassure the markets." Reassure the markets? What are their names? Where do they live? Let me go and reassure them! What market? What are you talking about? There is no market. There are hedge funds, financial companies and insurance companies.
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Few things worse than a failed knee slide
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Replying to @tomfgoodwin
If it's good enough they can ditch in flight entertainment entirely, switching to a BYOD format. Saves them millions in investment about about 1000lbs of weight per flight.
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The @reading_buses app is really good
Do we actually have better software since AI? What company, what product got 2x better in the past 3 years? Vibecoding feels faster but the production gain is 20% at most
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Me seeing "Bolsonaro wins the first round of Brazil's presedential race"
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Beautifully done
The Man City scandal explained 💰⚽️
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Wait until you hear about Hyde Park
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This means nothing to me, but very happy to believe Carl that this is a great idea. Now extrapolate these meaningful ideas from conversations by the thousands... now 10s of thousands... Opus 5.5 is so much intelligence for so cheap and available to everyone in their own language
Claude has gotten as smart as a smart human. I was using it as my intern, using it for tedious calculations, shopping for parts, summarizing research, and checking for obvious oversights. But it recently had a genuinely good idea. I've been working on a design for a new cyber-optical gizmo since last November. I've spent hundreds of hours thinking about the design, and I missed a simple and important improvement. But Claude thought of it. It's my own personal move 37. I append the paragraph Claude wrote proposing the improvement. I recognize that it's pretty incomprehensible. But trust me-- it's a good idea I missed. (I don't want to describe my cyber-optical gizmo until I have some hardware to show off.)
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People are getting nostalgic about polypropylene packaging now
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Theo Bird retweeted
Raise the price of petrol and diesel, @MansourBinZayed. Let’s see what decision they come to after that.
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Ahhh what was the first world I saw, turn it back
一个一次性视频 当你接受狗鼻子这个设定后,你就再也看不到开头的感觉了
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