Butcher. Baker. Candlestick maker. Bitch. Lover. Mother. Gunner. Mental Health Liability. He/Him. Comedian. Cuck snowflake. 🏴🇨🇭
London, England
Joined July 2013
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selling 1 full festival ticket for 150, to be transferred on Dice, for Primavera Sound Barcelona. Message me here or on instagram @teddyhallcomedy
#primavera #tickets
This is my impression of a cool guy who likes craft beer?
"Dua Lipa? Nahhhh, I'm more into Dual IPA, one in each hand 😎"
Scotland's national motto is "nemo me impune lacessit", Latin for "no one assaults me with impunity" which essentially means "hit me once and I'll stab you twice" and I think that's beautiful
I want a tiny desk x hot ones concert where they eat the spiciest wings off of a tiny desk while answering personal questions through acoustic songs. It's brought to you by squarespace.
My job? Well I break transfer news and provide updates on cartel kidnappings
🚨 Liverpool star Luis Díaz parents have been kidnapped today in Colombia, per @VickyDavilaH reports.
Tje case happened in the recent hours in Barrancas, La Guajira.
The police is reportedly taking care of the case as they are working to bring Luis parents back asap.
I'm starting to get really worried that everyone is going to suddenly realise I don't have imposter syndrome.
For those that are wondering about how on the pulse the Swiss German comedy scene is, at the Swiss Comedy Awards (flagship event) two different people made 9gag references. 9gag.
Okay million dollar idea-
Succession, but about a major football club and contract renegotiations/signings. Same cast, different roles- only one addition to the cast: José Mourinho (who plays José Mourinho)
My therapist says I'm too hard on myself, too self-critical. Great, yet another thing I'm doing wrong.
