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ALT Dessin d'actu d'Allan BARTETitre :  Allocution prĂ©sidentielle au lendemain du 17 octobreMacron, derriĂšre son bureau, les mains jointes. DerriĂšre lui se trouvent les drapeaux français et europĂ©en. - Bon bah je laisse les prĂ©fets interdire les manifs quâils voudront et le 1er ministre organiser le bla bla habituel avec tout le monde. - Moi, perso, jâen ai plus rien Ă foutre ! Demain je pars Ă DubaĂŻ et dans 6 mois, je fais des confĂ©rences Ă 500 000 balles. - Ciao les losers !
ALT Titre : TĂ©moin de moralitĂ© Dessin dâactu dâAllan Barte. Un homme en chemise blanche et cravate, lâair indignĂ© teintĂ© de colĂšre, pointe du doigt un policier en tenue de maintien de lâordre, dont le gilet « POLICE » et les gants sont tachĂ©s de sang. - Je nâai rien vu, mais ce fier et courageux policier est innocent ! Face Ă lui, un lycĂ©en, sac Ă dos, bouche ouverte, se tient prĂšs dâune flaque de sang oĂč gisent un bras sectionnĂ© et un Ćil. - Vous travaillez Ă lâIGPN, vous ! L'homme rĂ©pond : -MĂȘme pas vrai ! Je suis Ă©ditorialiste.
ALT Panel 1: Val is walking in between a crowd of wavy blue and purple humanoid figures with prominent eyes. She is looking at the ground, but many of their gazes are on her. "The gazes of others have always hurt me," she narrates. Panel 2: Val glances over her shoulder with a worried look. "Why are you LOOKING at me? What are you THINKING of me? What do you WANT from me?" she narrates, "There are so many implication to being looked at." Panel 3: One of the blue figures looks down at you, its eyes contorted in disgust as its whole body seems to shrivel along with it. "They look is unmistakable. DISGUST. They find me disgusting," Val narrates. Panel 4: A hand belonging to one of the figures, lifting up a rock amid some grass to find a small dark brown millipede squirming in the dirt below it. Val continues: "Like they just lifted up a rock and found a bug beneath it, small and squirming and unused to sunlight."
ALT Panel 5: Audrey is standing in the crowd among the humanoids, looking right at you, wearing the white blouse and blue bubble skirt from when they first met by the river bank. "But Audrey's gaze is DIFFERENT. It's not like when others look at me," Val narrates. Panel 6: Audrey's eyes burst with pure white light. "It's WORSE," Val narrates. Panel 7: The glow of Audrey's now-giant eyes on his now-giant face pierces Val like a spotlight. "Utter annihilation," Val narrates as her souls is parted from her body, now floating behind her as she floats in the glow of Audrey's eyes. Panel 8: Val's unconscious body floats in the glow as her soul comes up behind her and puts its hand on her shoulder to take a look at her. The soul is a dark blue humanoid form with a messy ponytail and glasses. "I'm suddenly painfully aware of every flaw I have. Every bad habit, every stupid thought. I was so accustomed to just surviving every day," Val narrates.
ALT Panel 9: The lifting up rock panel again, but now the hand lifting it up is Audrey's hand, and under it is now a tiny Val, eyes shut tight, in fetal position. "Why did I not care about myself?" Val narrates, "Why did I not like myself?" Panel 10: "I'm not READY ... for someone to look at me with anything but disgust, Audrey," Val narrates, turning her head to look up from the dirty, fearfully, still grasping her knees in fetal position. Panel 11: A snail on a leaf on a peaceful, sunny day. A few raindrops glisten on the leaf from a recent drizzle. The snail is snugly inside its shell. Panel 12: Point of view of the tiny Val in the dirt. Audrey lifting up the rock, the sun illuminating the him from behind, his eyes glistening. "I'm ... not ..." Val narrates.
ALT Panel 13: The snail once again, now slowly, cautiously, sticking one eye out of its shell and beginning to come out. Panel 14: "Ready," says Val out loud, standing near the doorway into her apartment and holding a mostly full trash bag in her right hand. She's wearing her red sweatpants, socks and bathroom sandals, and a long sleeved black shirt with the Nirvana x-eyed smiley face logo. Panel 15: Closeup of Val's desk. A monitor with the League of Legends defeat screen and a digital clock. A stray piece of paper, a paper bag, and a stack of sticky notes in front of the monitor. The monitor has a sticky note on the bottom reading "7PM" circled. The digital clock reads 6:42PM. Panel 16: We get a full view of Val's room and it is a mess. Unopened envelopes and pizza boxes on the floor. A pile of dirty clothes next to an uncovered mattress that is pinning two bags of chips against the wall. Trash bags, electronics chargers, and a roll of paper towels on the floor. "Ah, shit," says Val.
ALT Panel 1: Audrey and Val are facing one another on the river bank, seemingly in the late afternoon. They're wearing their last respective outfits from the previous episode. Audrey is saying "Well, you live right near the corner store, right? I was thinking, when I get off work ... I could bring over some snacks and we could watch a movie or something." Panel 2: Val has a strained expression and starts sweating, sucking in her lips, like she is trying really hard to decide what to say. Panel 3: Audrey holds his hands up and says "Okay, yep, no. That's definitely the NO face. Say no more!" Panel 4: Val looks to the side with a strained, nervous expression, replying "No, no, Audrey, it's just, I don't think my apartment is ... Ready for visitors."
ALT Panel 5: Audrey tilts his head and asks "Oh? What's up with it?" as Val turns her head away from his, sweating. Panel 6: Val says "UH," rapidly swinging her head back to face Audrey but with his eyes lagging to the side, giving her time to think. Panel 7: Val recalls her room, which is an absolute mess, empty pizza boxes, trash bags, socks, unopened mail, miscellaneous chargers, and stains littering the floor. The mattress has no cover, the trash bin is overflowing, and there's a single sound insulating foam panel on the wall behind the computer monitor. A sound of a fly buzzing emanates through the room. Panel 8: "Black mold," replies Val, finally looking directly at Audrey.
ALT Panel 9: Audrey suddenly leans close to Val and balls his hands with a worried expression, yelling "BLACK MOLD?? Val, you CAN'T BE LIVING THERE!!" Val leans back a bit. Panel 10: Val gives a thumbs up and a close-eyed nervous smile, saying "No no it's okay. I like ... wear a mask." Panel 11: Audrey has a comedically sad expression, like a toddler who got told that magic isn't real. Water eyes, tensed chin, as if about to cry. Panel 12: Val, by contrast, just has her brow furrowed in slight annoyance, asking "What."
ALT Panel 13: Audrey, still watery-eyed, begins speaking in a baby talk voice, saying "My besht fwiend's wivving wiz bwack mowod." Panel 14: Fisheye lens closeup of Val looking very unamused, brow still furrowed, the setting sun casting a hard shadow on half of the face. She says "Audrey. Audrey you know I hate the V-tuber baby voice." Panel 15: Audrey raises his head and begins saying into sky, "OOWOWW DA BWACK MOWD IS" and Val interrupts him, hands together in a pleading gesture and eyes shut tight, saying "OKAY OKAY I'll call a mold specialist TODAY. And we can hang out tomorrow. No more ear terrorism." Panel 16: With her hands still together, Val looks down towards the ground, her pupils hazy, as a bead of sweat rolls down her face. "God I am so f*cked," she thinks.