20 years ago my grandfather invited my sister and me to a theme park with dinosaurs & they got loose and tried to kill us. I love The National and Arcade Fire.
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If I could sum up my childhood in one sentence it would be: My parents got divorced and then a few months later dinosaurs tried to eat me.
Listening to The National and remembering the time I was hunted by actual velociraptors when I was a child
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Excited for the weekend and also excited to never again be trapped on a tropical island full of dinosaurs trying to kill me.
Going apple picking tomorrow. Between now and then I'll have some of the worst nightmares you could possibly imagine.
Thanks to all who've checked in during my Twitter hiatus. I'm doing well, for someone who was hunted by velociraptors when I was 9 years old
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The new Belle and Sebastian album is great. Dinosaurs tried to kill me when I was 9 years old and I'll always live with that.
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Once upon a time, the only thing separating me from the horrific jaws of a T. Rex was a pane of glass supported by my 9-year-old arms.
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It would be a dream come true to know with complete certainty that I will never be in a situation ever again where dinosaurs try to kill me.
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I think a lot about going back to Isla Nublar with a machine gun and just killing as many dinosaurs as I can