@The_Scarp

Hokies, Sarcasm, and occasional endorsements for Democracy

 Washington, DC
Joined March 2011
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Franklin said John Love typically likes his kicks from the right side or right-middle. That's why the #Hokies ran a few times to that side at the end.
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Neet
@neet_solSep 9
Job recruiter: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me:
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Trump promised $5,000 stimulus checks from DOGE cuts. You got 0. Trump promised $2,000 stimulus checks from tariffs. You got 0. Trump promised $1,000 checks from Obamacare cuts. You got 0. Trump promised $1.98 gas. You got $4+. Trump now has more promises for you.
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Jon Favreau
@jonfavsSep 9
Golden Age update
Sahil Kapur
@sahilkapurSep 9
"It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track." nbcnews.com/business/economy…
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RedditCFB
@RedditCFBSep 6
Cannibalism!
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This is incredible
Benn Jordan
@bennjordanAug 21
Flock takes their privacy very seriously. But the ethical gray area in surveillance technology works both ways. Under no circumstances should elected officials or public servants enjoy an expectation of privacy when spending tax dollars to attend a surveillance lobbying event.
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Somewhere, Paul Finebaum just deeply inhaled a Marlboro and yelled at his production team, "We have a fucking show, ladies and gentlemen."
Ari Wasserman
@AriWassermanJul 30
Curt Cignetti: "We don't run a hype machine up here in the Midwest. We believe everything is earned, not given. And when we fall short, we say, 'We fell short.' We don't cry a river, whine, and complain. That's why we're the best."
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Covie
@covie_93Apr 30
Strange how Kash Patel and Todd Blanche can look at seashells on a beach and decided to dig further but see emails with grown men discussing raping kids and decided that there's nothing there.
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Former Virginia Tech QB Kyron Drones is signing with the Packers, source said.
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I’m just blown away that the same people who say everyone needs a gun are now saying if you are legally armed the government is allowed to execute you.
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Trump might actually release the Epstein files now to distract from what ICE and Border Patrol is doing.
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Covie
@covie_93Jan 20
Sean Hannity calls giving $100k to each Greenlander a 'no brainer' but if you want to give free school lunches to kids in America Hannity will call you a radical left socialist intent on destroying America.
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Covie
@covie_9327 Dec 2025
That man came up with detail plans to 'renovate' the Kennedy Center in 10 months but still no healthcare plan after 10 years.
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There’s more evidence Trump is a pedophile than there is evidence that those boats he blew up were even drug boats.
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We went from “the files don’t exist” to “there are over a million documents” pretty quickly.
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It's 2025, and we're sharing bootleg 60 Minutes segments broadcast in other countries because our own country is being run by fascists and their billionaire-owned state media helpers, just as the Founding Fathers intended, of course.
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The FBI redactor person
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Americans: we want healthcare Trump:
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Trump has FAILED AMERICA.
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The US economy has barely added any jobs since April, per NavyFederal:
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