So, the new Oregon offense is 1.) Paint by numbers 2.) Watch paint dry Interesting ploy.

Fuck. Yes. #GoBeavs #GoBooze

Michigan did not win that goddamn throwball game. THASS HOT ANALYSIS

At least they're not wearing stupid helmets. #GoBeavs #GoBooze

File this under, "🤔".

Eating dark chocolate ice cream with the lights off is a real thrill ride. #GoBooze

Happy 250th annual GET BENT, ENGLAND Day. Now have a hot dog, chug a beer, and blow some shit up. MERICA. #USAUSAUSA #GoBooze

@jscukanpec #GoBeavs #GoBooze Cougs sunk.

4 goals in 8 shots sounds like a lot. What's the opposite of standing on your head in hockey terms?

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Signatures used to be a thing. Now it looks like everybody is in first grade and just writing their name. Badly.

Finally #GoBeavs

BOOM

I just made the world's worst Hamnet joke and I can't stop laughing. I probably shouldn't be on the internet.

So... Scott Barnes still has a job... That's... Something... #GoBeavs #GoBooze

Think what you want about LIV golf, but Rahm and DeChambeau dueling in front of a shit ton of drunk Aussies is pretty fun to watch right meow. #GoBooze @livgolf_league

It's my new text alert sound.

Jeebus, Bartoo.

What in the ever loving fuck just happened. THASS HOT ANALYSIS

Can the Broncos trade for Josh Allen tomorrow