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Fun fact: It was 5 degrees colder today in Sydney than in Gaza. It’s almost summer in 🇦🇺. Where’s all the prayers for us? Don’t you care if we all die of hypothermia? #PrayforSydney
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Emeritus Prof Alpaca McSputum retweeted
A Gazan woman cries on camera over the tough situation, then—unaware the camera is still rolling—bursts into laughter and trades high-fives with her laughing family over fooling the world.
As incredible as it seems, there’s people dumb enough to fall for an AI pic (literally labelled “made in X”), in Spanish! Every child amputee pic is Pallywood slop.
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Emeritus Prof Alpaca McSputum retweeted
🚨 LOL! Kid Rock had Bill Maher DOUBLED OVER at his desk.
Kid Rock was golfing with Trump when Macron called. Trump told Macron he was "here with the great Kid Rock" and handed him the phone.
Kid Rock introduced himself as being from "the Paris of the Midwest, DÉTROIT."
Then Trump hopped in the golf cart and DROVE OFF.
That left the President of France on the line with Kid Rock.
"What else you been up to?"
This is why they hate him. He's having way more fun than they are. 🤣
Emeritus Prof Alpaca McSputum retweeted
The Australian Labor government spent nearly $10 million on a government support website for pedophiles which includes a land acknowledgement on the bottom of every page.
The website tells pedophiles not to “beat yourself up” for their sexual fantasies and treats pedophilia like a legitimate sexual orientation. It tells pedophiles that efforts to change their “sexual attraction” are akin to gay conversion therapy.
Absolutely insane use of our taxpayer money.
ALBANESE’S $9.6M TAXPAYER WEBSITE TELLS PEDOPHILES: “DON’T BEAT YOURSELF UP” FOR FANTASISING ABOUT KIDS
Your money is funding StopItNow! Australia, a government backed site that treats sexual attraction to children as something to “manage” with self acceptance, not stop.
The linked modules say:
• Treat child fantasies “like a wave” that will pass, go for a walk, do a puzzle, journal, cook.
• Don’t try to change the attraction. That could be “akin to gay conversion therapy”
• If you’re only into kids, “focus your attention exclusively on the physical sensations” while masturbating.
• “Don’t beat yourself up, it simply does not feel realistic to never have sexual fantasies about children”
• Show “compassion and self acceptance.” Having a sexual interest in kids can feel “lonely”
This is what Labor calls “prevention.”
Attorney General Michelle Rowland’s office is defending it as a royal commission recommendation.
Ongoing funding: $4 million a year.
Coalition Senator Matt O’Sullivan: “The protection of children must come first.”
The starting point is unequivocal, child sexual abuse is reprehensible and criminal. This risks normalising a sexual interest in children.
Albanese’s Labor is spending millions of your dollars giving comfort and coping strategies to people who fantasise about minors, while comparing efforts to change that attraction with historical attempts to change homosexuality.
Child safety is not a self help exercise.
It is not “mindfulness.”
It is not taxpayer funded compassion for predators.
The Albanese government has now stooped to the level funding pedophiles “feel better” guides.
You cannot make this crap up.
Emeritus Prof Alpaca McSputum retweeted
Ilhan Omar Calls Obama To See If He Still Has The Number For That Birth Certificate Guy buff.ly/Qjbtx4R
Has the Kenyan condemned the fascist Brazilian govt for taking action to jail their election opponent LITERALLY 2 MINUTES after "winning" the election? Has any Democrat?
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Looks like Hamas fundraising team is getting desperate.
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Since we’re now unconditionally taking the word of male prostitutes, I assume there will now be widespread broadcast of this guy? We now have to believe everyone who claims they had sex with anyone, without requiring proof or even evidence.
dailytelegraph.co.nz/world/t…
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PM Meloni (not to be confused with PM Melons) just passed the FAFO Law. Just in case any “Italian” “students” want to “protest” against the “level of equipment in Paris schools.”
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In shocking new allegations that no one has ever heard before, Dems are claiming Democrat voter Lindsay Graham is ghey.
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Emeritus Prof Alpaca McSputum retweeted
BREAKING: Here's the metadata for the dirt sheet Albanese shopped around against Australian MP Helen Haines in the weeks leading up to the far-left terror attack on her life.
Metadata says it was written in Word on an Australian Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet (PM&C) system by the account "Lloyd, Joshua".
Joshua Lloyd is Deputy Director of Communications to the Prime Minister of Australia.
Great to know Josh spent 2 hours working on the document. Great use of my taxpayer money you bunch of fucking clowns. Thanks for toning down the temperature and uplifting the civility of our national body politic @AlboMP
Emeritus Prof Alpaca McSputum retweeted
Ahem. Five years ago I wrote a column about DNA test results that showed there was a 99.999998 percent chance that Ilhan Omar and her second husband Ahmed Elmi were siblings. A few hours before we went to press my informant was arrested by Biden's FBI. Funny that.
Hey @SecretService what does this sound like to you?
Dear republicans, don't like the protests in France? Maybe you should consider what happens if us Democrats lose the midterms.
Vote Democrats for peace. 🌊
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Bill the Rapist was under DPP referral for raping a 15yo. Meeja didn’t think you had a right to know. Greens harbour yet another sex offender for 9 years, no question Barbie Waters covered it up. Meeja didn’t think you had a right to know. Imagine if it was PHON.
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While hundreds of Democrat-meeja complex accounts shriek identical messages crying about Ilham Omar (nee Omar) being raided, has even one of them suggested that she’s innocent?
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