Swirls The Time Cat

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex Mrooow! {Bacon is heaven. When you grow teeth and learn to eat solids, it's the best!}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex Mrow. {Basically, pranking Carrothead over there-- affectionately. Eating bacon, curling up on sofas...}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex Mrooow. {Well, swings are not fun for a cat. And ducks can be obnoxious...}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex *he swishes his tail and turns to Abbie* {So, aside from ducks and swings, what else is there to do here?}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex *Swirls watches the duck carefully with a glare* Mrooow.... {Hey you, Featherface. Don't even think about it.}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex {Oh? So you mean like me naming Carrothead here?} Mroow!

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex {Wait, wait. So you guys /named/ every single waddling quacky in the park?}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex *Swirls purrs, swishing his tail as he craned his head around* {Min-ion. And what's that about ducks?}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex *Swirls trots along, leading the pack* Mrooow. {Alright, kiddos. Minion training starts now!}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex *swishes his tail with a hiss* {Appreciated, but I was talking about Time Boy's dawdling here.}

{Elementary, my dear Carrothead.}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex Mrow! {Finally!} *hops off his perch, trotting over towards the doorway*

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex *His tail curls as he purrs in amusement* {Oh, trust me on this, it's scarring for life!}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex Mrooooo! {Shame on you, Carrothead! Thinking of breasts at a time like this!}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex Mrooow. {The ones I live with, you mean, then yes.}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex *he sniffs around* {Yes. I do observe the feeding habits of my servants as a purely academic endeavour.}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex *purrs happily* Prrrr... {He just literally absorbs the stuff.}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex Mrooow! {He runs on tea, actually. I think it's his powersource.}

@WW_InterLie {Why, yes of course! Which is why I'm keeping it.}

@WW_InterLie @TheTimeVortex {Apology accepted. Oh sure, no worries. Take your time, but I must have my requisite ear scratches.}