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BREAKING NEWS: Kamala Harris has announced that, If elected, she will bring back two nades for Raze in VALORANT
"We need to let the American people have more utility"
JUST IN: From our sources in Los Angeles, we have discovered that VALORANT "Superstar" @Demon1___ has submitted an application to the nearby McDonald's. This new opportunity is working as a fry cook!
Demon1 regarding this opportunity: "I will take care of the burgers"
BREAKING: VALORANT to add an Honor System to commend your teammates after a match ends.
Those who are poorly rated will be matched against other poorly rated players and vice versa
JUST IN: After a long hiatus, The VALORANT Times will be returning to provide the fans with the most up-to-date, 100% honest, and accurate news.
Stay tuned for some incredible behind-the-scenes news unfolding.
BREAKING: Americas Ascension @ Brazil Game 2 delayed after a fight broke out on stage between M80 Zander and Guard Trent.
BREAKING: The addition of Bind brings in-game advertisements to VALORANT.
Adverts from Burger King and other major companies such as Redbull and Twitch will be shown to players in the game.
LEAKED: Riot is working on Valorant 2 to compete with CSGO 2 and the new Source 2 Engine.
Leaks reported include all new agents and map designs.
BREAKING: VALORANT to add champions queue soon.
Requirements to be eligible to play will be:
1. Have a full radiant triangle once in the past 12 months.
2. No account bans of any type.
Signups close at 12PM EST on the 26th! See you all on the 28th! 👀
BREAKING: Val Times to host a $1k VALORANT tournament with @Stay_Plugged_In
Dates: 1/28 - 1/29
Signup and rules: staypluggedin.gg/events/val-…
BREAKING: Riot to give out free VP and Riot Gun Buddies in VALORANT to celebrate the lunar new year.
You must queue into swift play and find a riot developer to claim. They will be playing 24/7 this week.
BREAKING: TenZ has confirmed that, to get better at VALORANT you need to compete in $1k prize pool tournaments.
Join ours here: staypluggedin.gg/events/val-…
Valorant Fact: Research shows that those that play in tournaments are proven to become better by 200% and are very likely to achieve the ranks they are grinding for.
Sign up for the $1000 Val Times Invitational hosted by @Stay_Plugged_In.
staypluggedin.gg/events/val-…
Roster Leak: XQC to build a VALORANT team similar to Disguised Toast. The Roster called "The Juicers" is rumored to have sinatraa as captain.
JUST IN: ShahZaM and Sentinels CEO Rob Moore to have a boxing match to settle “beef”.
The fight will be streamed live on the VALORANT Twitch channel.
LEAKED: Riot is testing a new limited-time mode for VALORANT called “Reversed” where every map is mirrored.
BREAKING: Val Times to host a $1k VALORANT tournament with @Stay_Plugged_In
Dates: 1/28 - 1/29
Signup and rules: staypluggedin.gg/events/val-…
