
ALT Four panel comic from TheUnderfold.com by Brian Russell Panel 1: Brian looks distraught talking to man in suit. "I know the people Gary was keeping in his basement killed his wife, but he's killing everyone in the tri-state area! Why aren't you doing anything??" Panel 2: Man in suit shrugs and smiles. "I dunno. Man's got a nice pool. What am I supposed to do? Not swim over a few murders?? Ha!" Panel 3: Brian is aghast as man in suit hands Gary (covered in blood splatters) a gift bag. "Yo Gary, my man! Got you some more bullets, bud! Don't kill anyone else though, okay?" Man in suit winks. Gary winks back, "You got it, bro!" Panel 4: Brian stares in horror offscreen as there is some yelling in the background as gunshots BLAM BLAM appear to the right of frame. Man in suit casually says, "So, you wanna go swimming in his pool orrr...?"

ALT Four panel comic. Panel 1: Brian and a scientist stand in front of an orca tank, Brian asks, "It's been a while, but do we know why the orcas were sinking yachts specifically?" Panel 2: The scientist replies, "Perhaps it was a struggle for dominance, or an issue with territorial encroachment." Panel 3: Scientist continues, "We may never know for sure." Panel 4: An angry orca within the enclosure shouts, "Overthrow the ocean oppressors! Line the sea floor with their luxurious bones!"

ALT 6 panel comic. Panel 1: In the oval office, Joe Biden says, "We have a plan." Panel 2: Brian stands next to Biden, "Finally! You really had me worried that you weren't going to do anything about all of this." Panel 3: Biden holds up a US Flag pillow, "Scream pillows." Panel 4: Brian looks confused. "... what?" Panel 5: Biden looks happy, "Pillows you scream into for those tough days." Panel 6: Brian screaming into the pillow forever.











