My debut comedy special Boogie Woogie is available now youtu.be/So4M7UWfprw?si=d0ZX…

Justin Long playing an absolute creep

"male loneliness epidemic" have you considered not being a fucking loser

Becoming dangerously close to admitting he's a fucking moron

Cumming is still great after all these years. Truly a top tier bodily function.

I can not emphasize enough how genuinely awful this treat is in every way.

Oh no, I don't want to be run by the most popular and highest rated politician in North America. Nooooooooo

Thank you I hope to literally never hear the name Ken Sim again in my life

Big naturals get plenty of attention, I'd like to declare my love of big unnaturals, small unnaturals, big unnaturals, and all boobs in between

Got bumped from a North American comedian showcase in favor of an Israeli comedian which, tbf, is too good a bit to be mad about

Snoop Dog looking like one of those vulture things from The Dark Crystal

Once did a poetry/acting/performance thing in front of the class where we did a three minute play based on Katy Perry's "Waking Up in Vegas" and I don't know if I will ever live that down

A porn adventure series called the Fuck It List

Almost impossible the coolness gulf between the lds church and the lsd church

Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery would never

The Social Reckoning is so funny because Sorkin really, really, really wants the leads to kiss

Learning some things about myself today

Well, "doctor", you can prediabeat this dick