@TheTreeMermaid

Late 20s story nerd with flowers in her hair. @AFitAseries and @rationalseries creator . Demi/Bi. she/her. Always a fan.

 Bristol, England
Joined August 2011
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Hazel J retweeted
trash jones@jzux5 Sep 2024
cover letters are so embarrassing. why am i writing a love letter to this email job
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Simone: Watch me, Captain Wentworth! Wentworth: Simone, no! Simone: [vaults off the Cobb and sticks the landing] Wentworth: [holds up perfect score] xitter.cf/amyymich/status/181751…
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Jane Austen reaching the last chapter of a book: and another thing. I am FINISHED writing dialogue. SICK of it. okay some people got married and others didn't. nobody said anything every again, goodbye
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Rishi Sunak has offered his resignation to The King but Keir Starmer has yet to be appointed as Prime Minister, so who's in charge? Me.
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Happy Mansfield Park publication day! Celebrate with a harp concert! What’s that? No wagons? In the whole county? I don’t care if it’s harvest time! What are they even harvesting? Hay? That’s just dead grass! You know what, whatever, let’s do the stupid play instead.
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JULIA: I wanted to ask what condition, exactly, is it that you have, where you’re not strong enough to walk but you are medically required to ride a horse every six hours? FANNY: the doctors said I lack horse... Mansfield Park, Part II thechatner.com/p/mansfield-p…

Mansfield Park, Part II

MARIA CRAWFORD: You’re telling me I can’t play my own harp because your horse has to bring lunch to your cow

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Bristol needs an orbital bus route
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[watching a movie and stanley tucci shows up] me: stanley tucci
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Boys think about the Roman Empire, girls think about roamin’ round the room.
Elizabeth Bennet and Caroline Bingley take a turn about the room in Pride and Prejudice (2005).

ALT Elizabeth Bennet and Caroline Bingley take a turn about the room in Pride and Prejudice (2005).

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Happy holidays! Remember, take your horse—not your carriage—to any holiday parties you attend, so you can leave straight away if it snows.
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It’s Midwinter’s Eve and the mice of Brambly Hedge are heading inside for their annual celebrations. Tonight they will make a toast to the lighter days ahead and make merry round the fire. Merry Midwinter to you all! #WinterSolstice #SecretStaircase40
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Spotify, let the other young ladies have time to exhibit!
Spotify unwrapped is displayed on a cellphone. "Your top songs" is listed at the top. Underneath that is "1 Slumber Dear Maid, Mary Bennet; 2 Fifteen Minutes of Searching for High C, Mary Bennet; 3 Bach Maybe??, Mary Bennet; 4 [Unintelligible], Mary Bennet; 5 Scales (feat. Howling Dog), Mary Bennet." The same picture of Lucy Briers as Mary Bennet in Pride and Prejudice (1995) is featured next to each song.

ALT Spotify unwrapped is displayed on a cellphone. "Your top songs" is listed at the top. Underneath that is "1 Slumber Dear Maid, Mary Bennet; 2 Fifteen Minutes of Searching for High C, Mary Bennet; 3 Bach Maybe??, Mary Bennet; 4 [Unintelligible], Mary Bennet; 5 Scales (feat. Howling Dog), Mary Bennet." The same picture of Lucy Briers as Mary Bennet in Pride and Prejudice (1995) is featured next to each song.

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Hazel J retweeted
JP@jpbrammer8 Oct 2023
Tom Bombadil coded (unexplained, not really contributing, will chitchat tho)
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RIP Philip K. Dick, you would have loved CAPTCHA
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Rational Creatures is an official selection of The Jane Austen International Film Festival! We are honored to be a part of a festival named after Austen. Thanks to our cast, crew, and crowdfunding supporters for helping us get here. See you in Bath! ☕️ @The_JAIFF
The festival laurels overlaid on a pic of Ben and Louis

ALT The festival laurels overlaid on a pic of Ben and Louis

The festival laurels overlaid on a pic of lou, Henrietta, and Charlie

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The festival laurels overlaid on a pic of fred and Ana

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Are the shades of the mojo dojo casa house to be thus polluted?
Ryan Gosling as cool Ken wearing a fur coat, a hora necklace, a bandana in his blonde hair and acting cool and mean to Barbie

ALT Ryan Gosling as cool Ken wearing a fur coat, a hora necklace, a bandana in his blonde hair and acting cool and mean to Barbie

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Mr. Darcy: My job… it’s just lake.
Ryan Gosling as Ken. His original line is “my job… it’s just beach.”

ALT Ryan Gosling as Ken. His original line is “my job… it’s just beach.”

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