@TheTortoiseTips

馃悽 No longer giving tips, play your own game!馃槀 馃審 25/26 - 234k 馃審24/25 - 36k

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Gameweek 8: 馃悽馃敀 Szoboslai 鉃★笍 Mbeumo Rolled 1 FT鈾伙笍 Haaland馃Б 馃審 116k Could not decide on Mbeumo or MGW so went with the OOP - couldn't risk rolling in case of storms 馃尒 Good luck this week!馃馃悽 #FPL #GW8
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Gameweek 7: 80 Points馃搱 馃審 116k 馃搱 Still no obvious moves, lets see what this weel brings 馃樁鈥嶐煂笍 Slow and Steady馃悽 #FPL
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Gameweek 7: 馃悽馃敀 Wissa 鉃★笍 DCL Munoz 鉃★笍 Van Hecke Rolled 1 FT鈾伙笍 Haaland馃Б 馃審 206k Hopefully Gandhi took today off 馃槀 Good luck this week!馃馃悽 #FPL #GW7
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Gameweek 6: 87 Points馃搱 馃審 206k 馃搱 Captaincy worked out (albeit it was a lucky mistake)!馃憦 Wissa 馃棏 Slow and Steady馃悽 #FPL
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Gameweek 6: 馃悽馃敀 Rolled to 3 FT鈾伙笍 JP馃Б 馃審 600k Slept in - missed the deadline - wrong player captained 馃槀馃檲 You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from!馃馃悽 #FPL #GW6
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Starting 11 is somehow on less points than yesterday 馃ぃ #FPL
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Gameweek 5: 馃悽馃敀 O'Reilly 鉃★笍 Munoz (Roll 1 FT) Haaland馃Б 馃審 238k Barely resisted to urge to move Szobo to MGW馃檲 Good luck this week!馃馃悽 #FPL #GW5
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Gameweek 4: 103 Points馃搱 馃審 237k 馃搱 Template when nuclear馃槀 Hope you had a great week!馃 Slow and Steady馃悽 #FPL
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Gameweek 4: 馃悽馃敀 TC Active 馃毃 Cherki 鉃★笍 Rogers (Roll 1 FT) Palmer馃Б馃Б馃Б 馃審 1.1m More of a sheep than a tortoise so far, but will eventually split from the herd (which direction, who knows) 馃槀馃悜 Good luck this week!馃馃悽 #FPL #GW4
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Have all the WC picks collectively decided - no points for you guys? 馃樁鈥嶐煂笍馃槀
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Newcastle with 0.13 xG at HT Lewis Hall assist 馃珷馃槀
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Gameweek 3: 馃悽馃敀 WC Active 馃毃 Haaland馃Б 馃審 369k Template Central! Went for the OOP defense - Hall will have to wait which could backfire 馃槀 Good luck this week!馃馃悽 #FPL #GW3
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I forgot to mention - 0.7 ITB 馃挵
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Gameweek 2: 104 Points馃搱 馃審 369k 馃搱 Bruno vs Haaland round 2 was indeed fun - came back from the brink!! 馃馃槀 Hope you had a great week!馃 Slow and Steady馃悽 #FPL
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Its strange... Hate the bench boost - so wanted to get rid "Opportunity" to swerve Haaland and spread the funds (strong 15) No Haaland 26 pointer... because of bench boost. The bench boost still finds ways to help you screw yourself 馃槀
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Gameweek 2: 馃悽馃敀 Rolled the FT 鈾伙笍 Bruno馃Б 馃審 607k More worried about benching Maguire than not owning Haaland 馃槀 Good luck this week!馃馃悽 #FPL #GW2
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Gameweek 1: 69 Points馃搱 馃審 607k 馃搱 Bench Boost was meh but at least its gone!馃槀 Bruno vs Haaland round 2 should be fun! Hope you had a great week!馃 Slow and Steady馃悽 #FPL
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