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I've written a novel. It is about twins who can turn into a dolphin and an owl, and how that would actually be fairly useless. You can download it for free here: scribl.com/books/E9163/the-w…
How do you feel about generative AI? Would you like an entire novel generated for you, printed, and delivered to your door?
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The new Windrush line bypasses Brixton. It could stop there, but it literally passes through… #tfl #newlines #overground
So it’s been a long time since I’ve done a thing. Here’s a thing. Let me know what you think, because this is just the short form experiment…
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Do you want to hear something brilliant? By the excellent @spitlip
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Elon is killing all your friendly fun bots by charging for the API. I was hoping HaikuReply would live forever!
Elon Musk has decreed
My sad demise on the ninth
So long my dear friends
#Haiku #api #9th #endoftwitter
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Has the social contract between generations been broken?
A person born in 1956 will on average have have paid £940k in tax during their life, but are forecast to receive state benefits amounting to £1.2m, net £291k.
Is this responsible parenting? My son learning his numbers from a @BrewDog advent calendar…
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Macroeconomics would benefit from better mass audience video games that let one manage a country's fiscal and monetary policies under different theories.
The "macro" video games that do exist are quite limited in an ideological and gameplay sense. THREAD with examples!
Suggestion: we take 10 minutes from the day Mon-Sat and put the clocks back every Sunday to give us all a regular lie in
So in terms of votes for the prime minister we’ve gone from: the UK public, to Conservative Party members, to no-one?
I made a graph to help Jeremy later. Everyone’s taxes and net income neatly summarised for the full distribution of income tax payers.
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Drink
beer ingredients
over everybody
a soft consumption
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Mrs Bard just got John Wick and Joe Wicks confused and now I’m imagining Keanu giving a workout for school children.
I think this is the bot’s first criticism!
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Social Class
a poor theory
this overall immense work
individual
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Pulled it back…
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Muhammad Ibn Musa Al-khwarizmi
algebra tables
these astronomy arabs
in cosine victor
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Dear @MarkRuffalo,
My son would like to know if you will ever play the Gruffalo?
He would enjoy it because it’s his favourite book.
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Photosynthesis
a cellular plant
a ribulose maize convert
carboxylation
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Haiku reply has had an upgrade!
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Natural Rubber
that chemical dried
by the sticky coagulates
the polymers tapped
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