Comedian. Producer. Teen Titans Aficionado. He/him
New York City
Joined April 2011
- Tweets1.5K
- Following248
- Followers336
- Likes13K
Stephen Kelly retweeted
eric adams is going to put another 50,000 cops in the subway with the mandate of shooting the earthquake
Hey everyone! I just built my a portfolio showcasing my software development skills and projects. It's a react.js site hosted on @Netlify built with a headless CMS called @ButterCMS.
Check it out here - stephenckelly.com.
1
6
174
Stephen Kelly retweeted
Heterosexuals always say “Isn’t she the one who did Call Me Maybe?” which is a bit like saying “Isn’t he that carpenter from Nazareth?”
Some New York City rats on a walking trip in Wales 🗽🗽🗽🐀🐀🐀
‘Giant’ rats spark fears of cliff erosion in Tenby theguardian.com/uk-news/2023…
179
[From the drafts] an insult I heard on a subway two years ago
“God you're a nerd. All you know is math and Starbucks, so go fuck yourself."
Just learned my dad thinks Waterworld was a good movie. “That was good science fiction!” he says with no irony in sight. Happy for him and happy for those watery boys!
2
Stephen Kelly retweeted
Taylor Swift? What am I? A gay teenager? I prefer Carly Rae Jepsen because I am a gay ADULT.
Bussi looks and acts like a murderer who beats the murder charge because he charms the jury
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
1
2
Stephen Kelly retweeted
“I’ve got a beach house in Malibu and I’m probably going to hurt your feelings.” Beach house out now!
carlyraejepsen.lnk.to/beachh…
Very speed racer energy in this race
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
1
