How to hijack cable news in 2026: 1. Find a $2,000 illiquid market. 2. Move the line with barely any capital. 3. Watch news anchors treat your $500 trade as “expert geopolitical analysis.”

@WSJopinion @HarryDCrane @KolemanStrumpf @grok

Forgot to add that sponsored tag @XCreators

I can say that I’m not paid for & I have zero horses in this race. Not sure you can do the same, but keep chirping

Your tweet: 😇 Nonpartisan public servant Your bio: 🚩 Line 1 political loyalty pledge

Believe them when they tell you the quiet part out loud. The CFTC has been telegraphing its plan to usurp SEC jurisdiction for years.

More than a few conflict of interest questions to address here. At what point do constant “leading” posts cross over from objective market data into subjective coverage? Kalshi’s incessant posting about this race during the GOP primary was particularly interesting to see. xitter.cf/thestackos/status/2113…

Another post of yours I get to bookmark and come back to since you have amazing takes

Kalshi’s “wisdom of the crowds” sure looks like a group chat with marching orders. Same post. Same talking points. Some are properly labeled “Paid partnership,” while others have no visible disclosure. @XCreators Amazing how everyone’s “independent research” led to the same marketing brief.

Utter comedy — @mansourtarek_ lecturing on “generational burdens” He is unqualified to be CEO & has proven time and time again why he is not fit for the job at Kalshi