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Sold the original account in 2015. Spent a decade regretting it. Back now and starting from 0. Older, fatter, and sure as hell not wiser. All aboard. #choochoo

London
Joined March 2017
TheTrain pulls into the station the same time El Clásico kicks off. There was no other day for this. Fourteen years of context. The full story. The why. The what's next. Read it.❤️ it. Share it.
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At an old job I had to go topless for the whole afternoon because I didn't make enough sales.
Vile scenes from the Commons Chamber as the monster that is Tony Vaughan (a labour MP of course) admits the utterly disgusting things he has done. ** Viewer Discretion Advised**
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LiveScore on one side Bet365 on the other.
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TheSpainTrain retweeted
Replying to @SpursOfficial
Welcome to Spurs, bro! 🤍
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Placed a £1000 bet with my mate that Spurs will finish above Villa... Thoughts?
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If I hear one more person call him Roberto de Spursy 🤯
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It’s been a dark day for the train. You don’t want to know what I did in the shadows. I’m getting married in two weeks so I’ll be back properly after.
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Wow thank fuck for that bet limit on the super boost 🤣😭
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Denise knew. She knew alright
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Excellent start
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United have started shaky
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Passengers. Our Journey starts in Hull… You got to fucking love a early KO super boost ❤️ LET’S FUCKING GO !!!
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Passengers. Today we ride.
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Fab sent sent 600 update messages on Savinho but missed the bomba 😭
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That's it. I've seen enough. We're winning it all...
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Why’s Tuchel not bringing on Harry Kane ?!
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COME ON ENGLAND
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Newcastles transfer window
🚨🟣🔵 Newcastle are set to leave talks with Johan Manzambi’s camp as he’s advancing in negotiations with Aston Villa. Manzambi gives priority to #AVFC after deal hijacked this weekend, as mentioned earlier.
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Absolutely incredible stuff… Tonight we ride Passengers.
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What we saying for England today Passengers ?
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