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Flying Spaghetti

@TheSpagMonster

use your noodle

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Joined October 2013
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Seems about right: ow.ly/GLMV30gy7FY #cookingWithGod #holyEats #eatMe #noodleWorship
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Replying to @Smart_Apparel
.@Smart_Apparel @TheGoodGodAbove @TheTweetOfGod @GodIsAliveNRock None of us and each of us is the one true truth.
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I can't believe The Flying Spaghetti Monster put us on this earth to be ordinary, and yet...
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.@Bethany_roses Random noodly appendage touch of the day #RNATOTD
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster brought you this far and He will continue to guide you with many a pointed noodle if you chase after Him.
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The Word of The Flying Spaghetti Monster well understood and religiously obeyed is the shortest route to spiritual perfection
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RT @disekini: In flying spaghetti monster we trust. #FSM #pastafarianism
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RT @ArtVLeber: @TheRejected2011 haha! I'm sure his noodly appendage will accept him!
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RT @shaunbartone: #cbcweekend Guido Pasatafari, devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. xitter.cf/shaunbartone/status/52…
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Replying to @cdm_man
.@cdm_man Just close your eyes and clench your teeth, that always helps with whatever you have to go through (except driving)
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RT @AncientElement: My Flying Spaghetti Monster I made for our xmas tree. He'll be the topper.
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.@FSMDiciple Random noodly appendage touch of the day #RNATOTD
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MT @androidgalaxy: I found the noodly deity washed up on the beach. He's looking a little limp. #Godisdead
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I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before me. (After is OK; just use protection.)
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Get em while they're young ow.ly/CZXub
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.@Itsdustyinhere Random noodly appendage touch of the day #RNATOTD
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A man with The Flying Spaghetti Monster is always in the majority - Famous Quote
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.@chrisleviii Random noodly appendage touch of the day #RNATOTD
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@avrgwhiteboy Please note, The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a medical doctor, even though He created all medical doctors.
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.@avrgwhiteboy Rehydrate and/or get a hold of some dihydromyricetin. It's experimental, but it just might do the trick. #hangoverCure
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