Background checks can probably get boring. I'll try to make it less boring for you. :)

I didn't realise you could be overqualified to volunteer until now.

me: If you want any of these roles assigned to you <lists a bunch of roles in Discord> just say so. friend: "so" friend: haha get it me: haha yeah smartass now you have all of the roles. All. Of. Them.

me: Let's make a funny tweet about what I just did. me: Oh haha I remember those older tweets. ... me: Welp, there goes more of my time.

me: Alright, it's time to do this thing. me: But... it would be really cool to reprogram my keyboard and mouse to optimise this task with lighting cues and key macros. *two hours later* me: Awesome! *hits a key, waves of light fly across desk* me: What was I doing this for?

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me: The only downside to this is I can't terminate a currently executing process. friend: mhm. ... friend> go up 9999 me: You piece of fuck.

*messages friend on discord* me: Do you have a pen? friend: yeah, why? me: nevermind me: I found one friend: what

*gets ping from random server* me: *pings server owner* Explain yourself.

dude: how are you bru? me: not too bad man dude: thats good to hear me: i have the flu

When people call itch.io "itchio", I ask them if they refer to google as "googlecom"

me: Guess who's about to do <something awesome>? friend: nice man! me: I didn't tell you who it was friend: oh, sorry. Who is it? me: me

me: alright fine! I'm going to bed now... others: finally. night solar! ... five minutes later ... me: alright I'm in bed now, what's up

...and one from a few years ago. A classic. "I thought this was dev chat, not whats solars sexual identity chat." That was an entertaining conversation to jump into unexpectedly.

dude I added on steam: Ello, do I know you from anywhere? me: Probably not, but you will soon enough.

me: *accidentally dms random dude* me: *quickly deletes message* ... random dude comes online ... thot: You f*cker I literally just fell asleep thot: Better hope you never come to Scotland

me: I'm going to write out funny stuff in tweets. "medic: i love you solar" medic: but i didnt say that me: now you know how the media works.

Deep Rock Galactic. It's a must have if you enjoy #cooperative. I'd be more than happy to play with ya' if you hit me up on the official #DRG Discord! discord.gg/DRG

I guess it's time to start using Twitter again. I have so many new... ...#DiscordHypeSquad things to share. <insert some DiscordHype and Thonk emojis>