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Slurpin dips, rippin tits

Joined January 2024
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Kind of wild we rely on some fuckboy corpo stocks going up to retire. We would be better off if the stock market niggernuked to 0, we were able to just save $ and it didn’t get inflated to hell
I lost enough money in my 401k yesterday that I might have to add a couple more years of working before I retire. I got my first job at 14. I have been working 36 years now. Elections have serious consequences.
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The dems are juicing polymarket odds ~Grant Cardano
VOTE 🗳️ I am convinced Democrats are using political funds to manipulate Polymarket odds. There is NO WAY the people of Michigan want this anti-American. Same in Texas - no way Texas wants Talirico. Go vote 🇺🇸
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We’re going so much lower. Biggest counter all year
People look at you like you’re a madman if you say we’re in a bull market, meanwhile the weekly and monthly charts both look like tiny dips in a recent uptrend, and we just got hit by a behemoth amount of FUD. Yeah, bears are literally braindead. Much higher by EOY.
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75 out of 200,000 tokens over 100k mc is the best hit rate for launchpads. Time to leave onchain and never return. It’s not going to get better
$stonk eco has the best hit rate in crypto btw
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And 69 of those 75 are bundled shitters by Doug funnie or PFC
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Time for everyone to call for black Monday all weekend only for Monday to be green and we bleed the rest of the week again
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Guys the stock market is down 1% and we’re still at 78k Guys the stock market is down 2% and we’re still at 77k Guys the stock market is down 3% and we’re still at 76k ~ DumbRetardedFag
Lots of cope on here
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Lots of cope on here
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Same playbook on every shitter. Can’t make this up…
How every fuckin coin trades now
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Just the first batch guys don't worry, more coming!
First batch of tokens sold! Worth around 8k!
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How every fuckin coin trades now
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I created a fun little game we can all play together and pvp in game instead of onchain. Come check it out.
Rug Guys beta is live 🏁 Play with up to 20 players across three elimination rounds in a Fall Guys inspired pvp game. Free casual multiplayer and practice vs bots, right in your desktop browser. Play: rugguys.xyz Ranked/wager matches and leaderboard coming soon.
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I don’t know all the rules but what’s stopping a squad from piling into a bundled coin then pumping it on sides to get high pnl on competition wallets?
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Another day another launchpad token for another launchpad
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Onchain bottoms whenever bundled dogshit like catecoin is at 0
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