The Slates

Blaenau's lookin' bewtiful tonight.

We'll be wormin' the quarry workers tomorrow; so 'appy St. Doughnut's Day in advance. Slate swses!

Never thought we'd see it 'appen...but the Coca-Cola truck's come to Blaenau Ffestiniog! Bewtiful, mun :)

Kyffin the copper's already given 'im a warnin', but Samuel's showin' off 'is pumpkins again.

We does like that @MarkTheTravel on the GPSN wireless station. 'e's like Fluff Freeman. Only not dead.

Where's that Antoine de Caunes fella? #Eurotrash2015

These arrived today. I think Samuel mis'eard me when I said we was 'avin an Election Party tonight. #GE2015

David Camelot - puffy. Ed Millipede - snotty. Nick Clog - fluffy. Nigel Massage - wrinkly. We're votin' for Ted 'eath. #Election1975

Mind ewe. That Richard won't be the last fella to 'ave 'is face reconstructed after leaving a car park in Leicester. #RichardIII

We've just 'ad a game of Cluedo: Tudor Edition. Henry VII did it; with a shovel, in the car park. #RichardIII

'appy Welshcakes n' Brains Day!

Sybil 'ere. Betty sent me this today. (Pigeon didn't crap on the washin' for once!) I think she's threatenin' me.

Poor Samuel. 'e's still 'avin' problems gettin' the new tellybox to work... youtube.com/watch?v=JM_AC0_x… Stewpid bastard.

As I'm not allowed to ewse knives since the bingo incident, Samuel's done the pumpkins this year. #Halloween #Blaenau

Carys (Sybil's sister) and 'er new fella are on their hols in Barmouth an' they sent us a text. There's nice of 'em!

Cowin' roastin' 'ere in Blaenau. I'm down to my boxers an' Sybil's sunbathin'.

Took a bit of coaxing, but Samuel's wearing 'is Chrimbo jumper. It's cowin' bewtiful, mun!

Aww! Samuel's left me another poem. 'e's so romantic, mun!

It's cowin' 'ot, mun. The sheep are meltin' and Samuel's sat 'ere in 'is Speedos. I wondered where the budgie went.

Blaenau Ffestiniog is lookin' cowin' lush tonight. None of the streetlights are workin' mun!