@TheShitSEO

Digital PR Ninja - Ex- Petrol Station Worker. Ex-Head of Awesome in the online carpet niche. Warhammer Oral Forfeit Night Champion. Pizza Lover. SEO survivor

 Kent, England
theshitseo.co.uk
Joined April 2014
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Imagine going to a plumbing convention and the headline speaker hasn’t done plumbing in 12+ years. He got sacked from his own plumbing business and is now trying to become a magician & author. And there he is stood on stage telling you how to fit a tap. #searchlove
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When it’s 3am and the lights go on in the club I still would
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@DailyMailUK16 Jun 2023
Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: What remote-workers will look like by 2100 trib.al/GbUcp6P
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The year is 2023 Another martech company announces up to 10% of staff are being laid off The founder gets a message from the PR dept to breakaway from skiing in Aspen & doing coke off hookers tits to tweet about their pride in working with the employees they can’t name
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I’ve got my Halloween costume ready!! 🎃👻🎉🥳
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Looks pretty awesome to me.
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We fuck more 20 yo SEOs.
MikeBlazerPRO.com@MikeBlazerX29 Jul 2022
What 40 years old SEOs do different than 20 yo SEOs?
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I Finger my arse while absorbing the fresh data into my cranium.
Eli Schwartz
@5le28 Jul 2022
What is the first thing you do when you get access to a new GSC profile?
11. Carpet and flooring 12. Amputee accessories 13. Pet sex toys
Alek Asaduryan
@Ldnbox15 May 2022
10 Profitable Niche Site Ideas for 2022: 1. Pets 2. Travel 3. Gardening 4. Productivity 5. Remote work 6. Crypto/finance 7. Health & fitness 8. Recipes and food 9. No-code economy 10. Career development What else?
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Sorry for not tweeting recently I’ve been spending all my time on Tiktok marketing studying the algorithm & learning what it takes to go viral. So I’ll be launching a new course later this week on how I get 18 followers in just 120days on TikTok.
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Most of my clients are on page 2
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Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin xitter.cf/daveminchala/status/54…
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Penis cancer and my mum died.
@levelsio
@levelsio2 Dec 2021
You've been working on your project for months now Reply below why you didn't launch it yet
Disappointed in the lack of diversity in this line up. The ethnic minorities are not being represented and Jono is the only cunt. Disgraceful.
Lisa-Maree Hayman@MareeHayman19 Oct 2021
🌟UnGagged London21 Earlybird Ticket SALE!🌟 Only 4 Weeks till SEO specialists hit the stage! All inclusive of food, drinks and networking🥂#GetUnGagged ungagged.com/events/london-2…
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Nah. Tomorrow will be shit as well.
James Brockbank@BrockbankJames4 Nov 2021
Running an agency a rollercoaster ride. Today was crap. Really crap. But I know tomorrow will be 🔥 and then you come out winning! It’s surrounding yourself with the right people and I couldn’t be prouder to work alongside @OliviaBeatrice_, @Nina_Edwards_ and the whole team!
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My ex used to call me truffles Because I’m such a fun guy in the bedroom
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When you’re holding in a shit but you’ve got an award ceremony photo shoot to do first...
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This week I’ve been losing Twitter followers almost as quick as your mum loses men
I can’t wait to get back to #brightonseo Anyone who wants to meet up and discuss Digital PR ideas for the mobility scooter in Mid Kent niche I’ll be around on both Thursday and Friday.
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Who keeps giving this guy acting jobs?
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Have a little wank in the mirror to celebrate.
Ryan Darani
@SearchForRyan16 Jul 2021
That's my milestone of 100 invoices sent out since I started freelancing in September 2020. 🔥 I can't believe it's almost been a year of working for myself. By myself. Incredibly proud and blessed.
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