Umi

Behold.

"I Can't Part The Seas, But Watch Me Turn This River" vs @ListenHARD1 for @Union_Battle unionbattleground.boards.net…

There were numerous men for whom Valentine's Day may have been named after, but all of them were beheaded.

It's almost funny. The king cobra is different from the Egyptian cobra, though the Egyptian cobra was used as a symbol of royalty. One last obstacle to be overcome.

I'm so glad I could help bring members of the @Union_Battle roster together. Rekindling old debates about who the protagonist of Shakespeare's Caesar really is, as well.

I'll be sure to have my affairs in order.

You put up an admirable fight, Lady Frankenstein. You've also made certain I will not forget it.

"Welcome To (Where Time Stands Still)," vs @Lisacanrana for @Union_Battle unionbattleground.boards.net…

By the end of this match, I predict I will have been disappointed only and exactly once--and it's that Ms. Seldon already beat me to the "Frankenstein vs the Mummy" joke.

Without exaggeration @TheRevAJMorales is, if not the greatest luchador in the world today, a strong candidate. Were Inaros not involved in this tournament, it would not have surprised me to see Mr. Morales take it. ...Were Inaros not involved. We draw closer to the crown.

For ages, stories have been told of brave heroes slaying horrid creatures--but rarely is the knight this flawed and his dragon this dreadful. Tonight in Philadelphia this fairy tale ends, one way or the other.

I'm going to relish the way every competitor in this tournament is lining up, not unlike bowling pins, to announce how they'll beat Inaros (because they're faster, you see). Speed will only save you if you run. More of a Scooby Doo tactic than a Buffy one, really.