I entered JayzTwoCents $5,000 Dream Setup Giveaway! Learn more by going to this video! youtube.com/watch?v=urKvkaOd…

I'm not too familiar with Sessionize (yet), but it says Call for Speakers is Closed . . .

Some of you may know about my numerous health issues over the last 2.5 years, so you can appreciate the fortune cookie slip a #SQLSatDC just gave me

My daughter just started at a local private school for 9th grade. Sadly the public education system here is not very good, and was not doing her any justice. They watched and discussed this in her English class today. I LOVE it!! youtube.com/watch?v=eC7xzavz…

New bucket list item - be able to play Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata 3rd Movement on the piano: youtube.com/watch?v=BV7RkEL6… I have lost track of the number of times this has looped in the last few days. Give it a listen if you like classical piano!

All top marks for my #SQLSatDallas speaker evals. I love ones like these!!

I have been working with my client in Plano for 13 years now. I'm on site today to give their developers and QA staff some presentations and help. Check out the MAPLE BACON DONUT!! I wish all my clients were so awesome! #SQLSatDallas

anyone know why a simple SORT would GREATLY reduce the estimated # rows coming out of it? output sent into ordered prefetch nested loop join if that matters #SQLHelp

Happy Easter from our annual family egg coloring