Running Influencer / Content Creator / Instagrammer / 5k 19:17 / 10k 39:46 / HM 1:30:02 / Resting HR 52 / Anusol Ambassador

England, United Kingdom
Joined June 2019
Cross country, fucking hell, its harder than parkrun ain’t it!?!
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This is a lot of effort to go through, I just find it easier to claim I'm an ambassador without engaging with the brand. Thats why I use Preparation H before every big race, I won't let piles slow me down.
The Ambassador Investigation: Behind the Discount Code πŸ«†πŸƒπŸ» Bet some of you saw the last few months of posts and thought I’d turned turtle. Gone full on influencer, chasing the free kit, likes and discount codes. All in the name of research, I promise. Cont…
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Reminds me of when #FunBus kicked off because he wasn't quick enough, and missed out on #HotFood at some race
🚨πŸ₯Š Full scenes after final whistle. @MickyJnr__ πŸŽ₯
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Thankful for Running Instagram today, I'd have forgotten to hydrate and would have died
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I'd also suggest an upper age of 60. At 60 you should be resting and protecting your aging body #RageBait #EngagementBait
A lot of people, quite rightly, up in arms about this lad being too young to be racing half marathons. This may sound controversial for some, but 18 years of age is too young to be running marathons IMO for the same reasons these young kiddos should not be doing half marathons. Unless you are some form of elite athlete with previous pedigree racing, 25 should be minimum age to run a marathon.
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Thoughts and Prayers to all the Runfluencers in Dubai. All that temptingly great content with them crushing their runs, taking electrolytes, cold plunging and nasal strips all whilst avoiding drone strikes. But they can't post it because they'll end up in prison.
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The Runfluencer πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ retweeted
The ambassador programme for P(re)R is simple to apply for. You buy the product with your money, and then if you like it you tell your friends and repeat that forever
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Not been on here much, concentrating on smashing my races. Anyway, what the fuck is with the comeback of those Nasal strips that 90s footballer used to wear? #ukrunchat
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The Runfluencer πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ retweeted
Who is in the wrong here πŸ‘‡ Driver or Cyclist?
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1: Number of Strava Followers 2: Number of Kudos 3: Number of KOMs (none of that local legend bullshit)
If you could only track 3 biomarkers for longevity, I’d pick: 1. Homocysteine 2. HRV 3. Fasting insulin Most doctors miss #1. Most people don’t know #3. But these will tell you more about aging than any β€œbio-age” gimmick.
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Just completed my New Zealand Epic Ultra Run, fully unsupported. Unfortunately as it was unsupported, I couldn't charge my watch, so it's not on Strava. 5 days FKT thou... #ToughestLad #HardonGrifter
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The Runfluencer πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ retweeted
P(re)orderR. I'm running a massive competition which will be announced tomorrow. Anyone who has already ordered or orders in the next 2 weeks will automatically be entered. Also, pls share. love you lots xx
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No helmet, and probably not paying Road Tax! Time to get my pitchfork!!!
He's off. TV & radio presenter Paddy McGuinness set off live on #BBCBreakfast on an ultra-endurance cycling challenge riding 300 miles on a chopper from Wrexham to Glasgow for Children in Need bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c05z…
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Who else is heading out, hunting for wind assisted Segment Crowns on Strava today? #strava #ukrunchat
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VO2Max.... the next overhyped metric by fitness influencers... just you wait.
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Why even bother recording times at parkrun? Why upload them to PowerOf10? I do think they have lost sight of why they started, and as an organisation have purpose creep. I mean they are looking at becoming a fundraising organisation. Think getting chugged in the funnel...
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But reality is, it's not really a race. I mean, I've been first finisher in about 21 minutes... I ain't going to win many 5k road races like that. But it is interesting seeing the organisation tying themselves in knots over it all.
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That said, I'm getting bored of the drama over parkrun. And I do wonder if it actually benefits grass roots athletics or actually damages it...
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Fuming about this, I held the male & female record at my local parkrun for 35-40 age group. Now they have being wiped. What's the point in even having a burner barcode??
I used to enjoy parkrun. Racked up well over 100 wins and many age group course records. Was going to smash out another 10 records this year as I go up an age group but now that has been taken away from me. What's the point in racing anymore now we just have to jog around?
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The Runfluencer πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ retweeted
I used to enjoy parkrun. Racked up well over 100 wins and many age group course records. Was going to smash out another 10 records this year as I go up an age group but now that has been taken away from me. What's the point in racing anymore now we just have to jog around?
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