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St Louis, MO
Joined December 2019
Happy Mother’s Day to my lover! We are forever thankful and indebted to you babe for everything you do! Keep being great and genuine like you are love bug I’ll love you here and in the afterlife Shante ❤️💜 – at Roanoke, VA
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Two weeks ago I married my bestfriend, my person, my soulmate. I am so happy, blessed, & honored to be his wife 👰🏽‍♀️ 10.10.206 the day he changed my life 💍 #JourneyToJohnson #BlackBride 🫶🏽
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Big heavy saggy naturals with dinner plate aerola. That’s it, that’s the tweet
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That 1st time witnessing hot pink pussy is every dudes coming to a man moment
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new stim
gimmie my hat nigga pimpin is not easy
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“I'm an elite play-caller in this league.”
Cowboys coach Brian Schottenheimer on @1053thefan: "I have incredible confidence in our offense. We have not played well the last two weeks. We understand a lot of the reasons why. I've addressed a lot of the reasons why. "But we haven't changed who we are. We're still a good, explosive offense with weapons. We can hurt you a lot of different ways. Certainly, (I) have not lost the ability to call plays. I'm an elite play-caller in this league, and I think that can turn around quickly."
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Big saggy naturals >> big fake balloons
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Can’t wait til we fire this fucking pathetic bitch
Cowboys coach Brian Schottenheimer on dealing with the criticism he’s been receiving: “I think it comes with the territory. I think some of it is deserved. We got to play better. I got to coach better. When you grow up in a family that your dad is a head coach for over 20 years, you understand that this is part of the job description. “No one likes it. I block out most of it. Some of it gets to me. Doing this job and having to speak to you guys is part of that. But at the same time, I’ve got strong shoulders. I know what a great coach I am. I know what this team is capable of. That’s what I focus on.”
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Stoppable force vs movable object
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Fanbase relying on “Marist Liufau” to save us it’s so over bruh
just wait until Marist Liufau comes back
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Guys, Brian Schottenheimer is pissed off
“I’m pissed off” 😡 Cowboys HC Brian Schottenheimer Says Dallas is angry and ready for a win ahead of MNF in Philly vs Eagles
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Titties with hang time >>>>
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HR accidentally sent the layoff list to the whole company. My name was at the top. Next to it, in my boss's handwriting: "Too old. Expensive. Replace with a graduate." I had worked there for 19 years. Everyone avoided my eyes in the lift. I went home, made tea and opened a folder I'd kept since 2007.
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Save a nigga from the shredder then he slime me out that will be the last nigga I ever help on the game niggas be complete weirdos and I’m in pussy ass lobbies
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Brian Schottenheimer was a terrible head coaching hire and you're seeing why
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Some of yall owe Mike McCarthy an apology
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Watching the @dallascowboys struggle two weeks in a row reminded me of why we as a Jets offense were terrible in back to back afc championship games in '09' and '10'....mid OC by the name of Brian Schottenheimer.
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Fire Brian Schottenheimer.
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fire Brian Schottenheimer
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Schotty calls plays like a coward Every. 1st. Half.
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Joey Porter Jr on the Cowboys defense
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