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Rob Cee

@TheRobCee

I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal. https://xitter.cf/t.co/5gjvKB7Ew1

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Joined December 2010
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Probably the worst part of going to jail would be having to make a phone call
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"Can I get a 6 piece nuggets?" "We're out of 6 piece boxes. Would u like a 10 piece for the same price?" *I do The Carlton so fucking hard*
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up Adderall."
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Fun Fact: House Speaker Mike Johnson has never seen himself naked.
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On the bright side, if we get nuked the Pacers won’t win a championship.
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[writing in my journal about the girl I like] Her hair was soft like really soft hair, her lips surrounded her mouth all the time.
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omg babe 😳 your whole empire of dirt?
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Everything I read about taking better care of yourself always says you should cut out sugar and obviously that makes total and complete sense but also it’s just like, no
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genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more
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*walks into 7/11* more like 10/10, good job everyone
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Readers have called my erotic fiction “shockingly naive” and “boldly misspelled.”
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brent@murrman526 May 2024
[running out of steam during the eulogy] he always wore the clothes he never let the clothes wear him
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trash jones@jzux15 May 2024
but this is my emotional support confusingly intimate friendship
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Are you like me? (Briefly good-looking in 1982)
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Cibo Matto still got it
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pain@vodkaIime10 Nov 2019
birth control doesn't protect you completely!!!! i was on the pill in high school and my ex boyfriend stabbed me
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i trust babies a lot because i can throw them pretty far
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The running toilet is crucial to the meditative nature vibe of my place
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"There's more than one Dakota."
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dig through the ditches and burn through the witches / i flip all my eggs with my SPATULA
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