A true champion!

Safeco Field
Joined April 2011
Cheaters never win. Except your wife. We're winning together. xitter.cf/ByTimBooth/status/8828…
. @TheGreenHydro spins out @TheRedHydro in the opening moments of the race and holds on for its 17th win of the season.
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Zunino is my co-pilot.
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The @Mariners may have not won tonight. But I'm over here winning with @TheYellowHydro's wife.
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. @TheGreenHydro picks up victory No. 12 on the season to pull into a tie with @TheRedHydro for the season lead.
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There are only two certain things in life. Me being awesome and @TheYellowHydro being terrible.
Baby. I love it when you're moist.
Who has two exhaust pipes and likes it in the back? @TheGreenHydro
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Replying to @ByTimBooth
"@ByTimBooth: . @TheRedHydro with the victory." Like there was any doubt. #champ
Replying to @rebeccawas_here
"@rebeccaT331: @TheRedHydro please! I'm taken!" He can watch....
So @TheGreenHydro wins and the ultimate warrior dies. America lost today.
I'm not surprised to see that @TheGreenHydro and @TheYellowHydro not make the all-star game. #Overrated #TheySuck