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mel

@TheRealSimba
Joined June 2011
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Are makeup brushes dishwasher safe
One wrong turn can really take you to a place you really shouldn’t haven’t ended up at
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Why are humans so stubborn… if something clearly doesn’t work it’s never going to
Putting on slippers is literally motivation for me to get out of bed
When you have to sleep with the blanket on an angle so it’s long enough to fit
Eating American food scares me. I actually get anxiety after not eating it for awhile
At what age can I no longer be naive and it just boils down to me being ~dumb~
Nothing inspires me to clean more than a new pack of hangers
OF COURSE the US is a gerontocracy… we are obsessed with what 200+ yr old men think of the nation
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I was talking shit about American Airlines delaying my flight 24 hours and not providing lodging and it automatically reported me as spam!!!! That is a corporate scam
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I hate you @americanairlines THANKS FOR MAKING US ALL SLEEP ON THE FLOOR BUT AT LEAST YOU GAVE US BLANKETS
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@AmericanAir
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Maybe the way that I’m livingggg is killing meeee
I think my patience has reached its limit
Why get a nose job when I can edit myself one in two clicks
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Unfortunate my bf thinks it’s annoying when I speak French as opposed to fun
Wisdom and stupidity are too aligned
I spend like $160 a week on gas right now💔 wtf is this
Losing a favorite lip shade is pretty heartbreaking. Last time my bag got stolen that was I missed most from it
I really need to put myself at a 1 exclamation point per message cap
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