Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
We've built a FREE site speed testing tool. Check if your website meets Google's Core Web Vitals and see what you can do to make it load faster.
Test your website here 🚀
debugbear.com/test/website-s…
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
The second lot of tickets for #DesignSystemDay
2024 has gone live and we're down to the last few
🎟️ Grab one whilst you can: design-system-day-2024-liver…
Design System Day 2024
Thursday 5 September, 9.45am-4.30pm
St George's Hall, Liverpool
Tickets are free
#DSDay24
🎟️ Tickets are now available for #DesignSystemDay 2024 on 5 September 2024 in Liverpool!
🌐 You can book tickets on Eventbrite: design-system-day-2024-liver…
🎫 🔜 We will also be releasing more tickets on Thursday 1 August 2024
#DSDay24
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted

ALT A meme style image depicting two characters and a staircase. At the top of the staircase there's a stick figure with a fox emoji as their head and they are kicking the other character down the stairs. The secondary stick-figure character has text on top of it that reads "sites trying to track you"
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
⚠️ PSA: If you're using any of the new @Cloudflare API SDKs, they do not follow semantic versioning, and ship breaking changes in minor versions.
This includes changes to existing methods to hit entirely different endpoints, without any release notes.
github.com/cloudflare/cloudf…
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
Why you talking to Max during live quali @Ben_Sulayem
Jean Todt was never this visible at races he was doing what he should
@fia your president is corrupt to the core
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
Less than half of the In-Person tickets for #Sotb2024 are left.
2024.stateofthebrowser.com/t…
Also available online.
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
CrowdStrike is actively working with customers impacted by a defect found in a single content update for Windows hosts. Mac and Linux hosts are not impacted. This is not a security incident or cyberattack. The issue has been identified, isolated and a fix has been deployed. We refer customers to the support portal for the latest updates and will continue to provide complete and continuous updates on our website. We further recommend organizations ensure they’re communicating with CrowdStrike representatives through official channels. Our team is fully mobilized to ensure the security and stability of CrowdStrike customers.
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
Replying to @AndyDavies
@AndyDavies has created an excellent, thorough guide to understanding, debugging and optimizing INP.
👉 speedcurve.com/web-performan…
Whether you're just getting started or deep in the weeds, it's a must-read.
#webperf #webperformance #corewebvitals #ux #sitespeed #pagespeed
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
It's been a while since I over-shared in a depressing blog post so here you go, gorge yourself on my futile and self-indulgent attempt at finding a silver bullet.
amyhupe.co.uk/articles/silve…
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
If you don't listen to OTMT, you're missing out on this kind of insight from competent professionals
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
Before you vote, just remember what we have done for you:
-tanked the economy
-highest tax burden since WWII
-record NHS waiting lists
-huge energy bills
-biggest ever fall in living standards
-strikes
-suppression of protest
-rivers of shit
Vote Tory for more of this
#ToriesOut
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
Just a reminder on 4th July if you’re planning to vote Tory!
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
We just launched our early-bird ticket sales for November 14 & 15, with @karaforthewin, @danielcroe, Karlijn Löwik, @paulcalvano, @Mandy_Kerr, @grigs, @szynszyliszys and @blue2blond
Who's joining us in Amsterdam, at the fifth #PerfNow? perfnow.nl
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
Life’s too short for a browser that doesn’t respect your privacy…
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
And it happened news.ycombinator.com/item?id….
Reminder that Cloudflare runs a polyfill.io clone: cdnjs.cloudflare.com/polyfil…. Migrate as soon as you can
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
Like a beautiful butterfly, or Liz Truss's premiership, 'The Wilhelm Scream every time the Tories lose' will have an extremely limited lifespan, so please share it now with anyone you think would enjoy it - on the internet or, god forbid, in real life
matteason.co.uk/scream
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
It's nearly time! @pixelpioneers week is here!
Join us here this Friday, in Bristol: pixelpioneers.co/events/bris…
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
I'm releasing my #threejs procedural tree generator as open source. Over 30 tunable parameters with the option to export to .glb. It's been fun reviving this project from the vault, but time to move on. Enjoy! 👍🏻
🎮Demo: dgreenheck.github.io/tree-js…
💻Source: github.com/dgreenheck/tree-j…
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
In @ChromeDevTools you can now find memory issues more easily.
We added new filters to "Memory" to find duplicate strings, objects retained by detached DOM nodes and other reasons when taking heap snapshots.
Matt Hobbs (@TheRealNooshu@hachyderm.io) retweeted
Incredible. When I told Boris Johnson three years ago that his Voter ID law would stop people from being able to vote he told me I was talking "total nonsense"
Now Sky News reports he was turned away from voting for "failing to bring acceptable voter ID"

























