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@TheRealKatPat

still listens to gangnam style unironically. Big Brother stan. kerrygold lover.

 New Jersey, USA
Joined September 2009
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guys who wore white tuxes to prom are finishing their probation sentences this year
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Grace Periodt is a really pretty drag name
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Sharia Law is a really pretty drag name
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just got an ad that said “hey girl, you think you’re autistic?” OKAY
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I’m paying mind
e l l e a l i a | in my titans curse era✨ (@ellealia3) profile picturee l l e a l i a | in my titans curse era✨@ellealia3Nov 5
the hat 💙⭐️ IKTR
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It feels like 12:54😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 27
PEOPLE teases the Sexiest Man Alive 2026. Who do you think it is?
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asking ChatGPT to rate attractiveness is peak goofy behavior
Murray Hill Guy (@MurrayHillGuy1) profile pictureMurray Hill Guy
@MurrayHillGuy1Oct 23
Love Is Blind perfectly sums up modern dating. You’ve got 5s rejecting 7.5–8s because they genuinely believe they deserve better. Dating apps/unlimited male attention have absolutely fried people’s perception of their own market value. Hoeflation is at the worst it’s ever been.
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upstate NY-maxxing
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I’m too old to be wondering if hamzah really got married
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perhaps a very unpopular opinion but my child has days where she eats just as much food as this (although it’s more like shrimp, broccoli, and rice)
strawb 🍰🎀 (@darlingstrawbie) profile picturestrawb 🍰🎀
@darlingstrawbieOct 15
her 1 year old’s lunch fills 2 plates. this is child abuse. someone go help that poor baby…
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taints cookies 🥰🥰🥰
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Mary Beth Barone: Are you wearing the— Benito Skinner: The Tate 01 by Tate Mcrae? Yea I am *duddy voice* *finger hook in mouth*
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my brother has been sorting through old home videos. here’s one of my mom discovering shopping via phone and catalog and my parents inventing Christian Girl Autumn in 1991.
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#dwts who has the video of Emma as ratatouille and Alan as an alien and she said we’re gonna make a new species
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Angela doing #bb28 truly did nothing for her reputation
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My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.
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ever since I found out Daniella and Pasha were married, all I can think about is the freaky ass shit they must be doing
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Mary Cosby should go on Therapuss
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Stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop
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