I was a Sgt. in the army until a grenade took my hands. Now I reside on Nightmare Island. I spend my days killing sexy teens... or so the legend goes.
Nightmare Island on Murderlake
Joined February 2011
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@GalenPendleton's 1st music video premiere's today. Check out @WhaleandtheWolf's “Domino” yegmusicmagazine.com/index.p… @YEGMusicMag
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Metro's AUG/SEP Program guide includes info on our upcoming anniversary weekend! bit.ly/Aug_Sep2014Guide #yeg
I hear rumblings that my 3 bio-pic shorts are being made into a full length film. I'd better see royalties. Papa needs a new set of hooks.
BEHIND YOU!!! "@mike_kendrick: Just docked on Nightmare Island. Where's @TheRealHookface?"
Have your tickets for today's screening of my 3rd biopic? I want to see lots of sexy teens in the audience! #EIFF #NightmareIsland
Have you added #NightmareIsland 3 it to your viewing schedule tomorrow? ow.ly/dVpte Only $10 for a whole day of local shorts. #EIFF
Don't forget to sign up for this year's Murderlake Midnight skinny-dipping contest...All the sexy teens are doing it! #NightmareIsland
You remind me of a teen I've slaughtered... #memories MT "@ScreamQueenB: Are you following @TheRealHookface yet? youtube.com/watch?v=nPS8Z-Br…"
At @EIFF_dmms learning about new ways to terrorize sexy teens. youtube.com/watch?v=nPS8Z-Br… #EIFF12 #nightmareisland
Need a costume for the #EIFF screening of #NightmareIsland on Sunday. Gotta disguise myself from hoardes of admirers. ow.ly/dVori
I love these fall colours, especially after a kill.. red, dark red...blood red. #nightmareisland
My 3rd Biopic screens at @edmfilmfest this Sunday at 6:30pm. Anyone carpooling from Murderlake? Can I hook a ride? #EIFF #NightmareIsland
These crunchy leaves have been making it harder for me to sneak up on people. Now carrying wind machine to disguise my approach.
When investigating a noise, why do victims always ask "Who's out there?" Do you really think I'm going to respond?