@TheRealFredpool

The merc with a beak. ⚔ I'm aware that I'm a parody account. Are you aware that I'm a parody account? If not, you need to retcon into someone less stupid.

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Hi, I'm Fredpool. Not to be confused with this #shithead: @FREDPOOL. Way to stay on top of your inactivity policy, @twitter. #priorities
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Fredpool@TheRealFredpoolApr 6
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It is the 1st #OpeningDay in a new @Cardinals era, my dudes
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@SupportRequests #0386035065
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I just discovered who visited my Twitter profile! ⠀➡️ infinityweet.me/secret-stalk…
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I don't even remember what that cuck was sobbing and soiling himself about because it could've been literally anything 😭
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fredpool
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The parents of @MaxwelPks intentionally spelled his name that way because they knew he'd end up being a cuck taking the L in life. smh
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There's being a massive cuck. Then there's being @jzhansen12. smh
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­@Ryback? More like Rycuck.
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Now that @elonmusk has bought out @Twitter, I demand a broader, deeper avian representation on this app.
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What the fuck is this birdshit?
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🥳 #MyTwitterAnniversary
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The lockout ending does spark quite a bit of joy in my cloaca.
Fredpool@TheRealFredpool2 Mar 2022
The cancelation of #OpeningDay does not spark any kind of joy whatsoever in my cloaca. 😡
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The cancelation of #OpeningDay does not spark any kind of joy whatsoever in my cloaca. 😡
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This like is the only that will ever matter to me.
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Why does @MuhammdHamza99 look like what came out of the ass of Sloth from The Goonies after a Taco Bell bender⁉️ 😱
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I can put handcuffs on myself as well.
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