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Toronto, Ontario
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Charles Barkley on kids bringing basketball cards to his house for him to sign on Halloween.
鈥淚 wanted to punch him in the face but I couldn't do it." 馃槶馃拃
That's a logo alright. And you were allowed to wear a cowboy hat and smoke a pipe at the same time? If I had a time machine I'd just go check stuff like this out. It looks fun.
Remember we all got together and wiped out that manspreading epidemic? I'd love to interview some of these men and ask how our activism made them reflect on their discourteous way of sitting. Or erased their cultural practice through intimidation. When did the first man spread?
My Nana said that I've been here before and I've kissed all the stones so go jump in the sea. I used to love sitting there listening to her talking to My Great Aunt. One day one of my uncles came in mumbled something as he picked up a few more of her little sandwiches and she set
pictured the little map in my head of where all the lakes are around here and wondering which one she wanted him to drown in. And when he didn't dare make a sound I realized it was the big obvious one I missed. She had expected him gone by now. So that's words.
I don't care where you're from. Follow your genealogy trail back and it always leads to some huge ocean. Dummies'll cross it and get confused somewhere and never realize they shoulda just jumped in. That's where it all is. Anyway whenever I see an ocean I do that. I love oceans.
I've spent half my life just trying tempt one authentic Irishman to lurch out of these weeds and put up their notre dames and fight me. See? Everyone thinks they're called dukes. Meanwhile the phony baloney Irish try to swarm me every year at the parade when they see me.
One day I'm gonna wake and realize I'm Irish. And I know exactly the day when that's gonna happen. And then the joke will really be on us. Can't wait.
Prequel to Thomas' Snowsuit
"Snowpants? I'm NO PANTS! AND ANYWAY I HATE YOU!"
(runs off naked into a blizzard singing 馃幎 chilly bum chilly bum I like my chilly bum bum cold. and I am never getting old)
(DAD turns to MOM)
"The other one is slightly less defiant. Try it."
Me doing an ad spot on own Fishing Show on rowboat:
And of course we al know my I love my french and my fancy fish accoutrements and so the boys down at FISHFINDERMONGER have hooked me up with their Global Fish Market Analysis FishFinderMonger for the expensive lunkers today!