I just remembered the time I breathed in a gnat in 2015 and I wonder if the constant buzzing in my head is the gnat city they built in there or is that the only super power they gave me 🤷‍♀️

What happens when I watch @the_pastaqueen on a rainy Sunday 💛😚

You can’t tell us nothin 😎 #CharlieCat 🐈

What’s up y’all 👋 Just popped on to say that croutons are Italian popcorn. That’s all, that’s the post. 😘

I dont know who needs to hear this but put your crystals out tonight and make moon water. 😊 🧙‍♀️

What’s crappinin peeps? Also to my group chat, i accidentally left the group again…it would not be me if i didn’t do it 😂😂😂

Have you ever accidentally sent a reel on Instagram to someone that you don’t know? I bet you didn’t ever do it to @steveaustinBSR 😂 I mean, it was hilarious and if he ever looks at his DM’s on there, he’s gonna be like what in the actual hell ? 🤣

34 yrs ago I took an improv class and made a 69 joke that didn’t land. I don’t remember what the joke was, but remember thinking I was embarrassed yet was disheartened that none of those fools got it . @tomsegura surely would have appreciated it.

Heyyyy 👋🤓 #Cheeto #CheetosPuffs #CheetospizzaPuffs #chestercheetah #itsaproblem #delicious #FritoLay

Just a reminder that I’m still here, still alive and kickin, still hilarious and reminding you that tomorrow is taco Tuesday 😁 🌮💋

Proof of life tweet! Heyyyy y’all 👋 Been a hot minute since I’ve twatted and wanted to hop on and see what the frick you’re all doing! 😊💋🤘

I love @marcmaron There, I’ve said it and I don’t care who knows it..not even him 😂😂😂😂

This has me cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

Update…😂🥸🐈

Home sick and I’ve been filling out multiple applications on indeed while on cold medicine…. I’ll have an interview to be an astronaut by midnight 😂😂😂 #Findabetterjobwhileyouhaveajob

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This 😂😂😂😂😅

Dropping in to say hello and hoping some of you get this and get a good laugh like I did 😂😁👋💋

My happy place 🥰☕️ #Coffee #CoffeeLover