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A man said "I accept Jesus Christ" on his deathbed. The church asked if he really meant it. I need to ask you something. When did we become the gatekeepers of grace? I've watched Christians dissect Scott Adams' final words like prosecutors. They parsed his phrases. They weighed his tone. They measured his faith against some invisible scale and found it wanting. "That doesn't sound like surrender," they said. "That sounds like a man hedging his bets." And I understand the instinct. I do. But there's a verse that haunts me. Not because it's obscure—because it's too simple. "Whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved." (Romans 10:13) Whosoever. Not "whosoever truly believes in their heart of hearts." Not "whosoever demonstrates sufficient sincerity." Not "whosoever calls early enough in life that we trust their motives." Whosoever. The moment we add prerequisites to that promise, we've traded the Gospel for religion. We've smuggled works back in through the side door labeled "authentic faith." I know what some of you are thinking. But he admitted he wasn't a believer. He talked about "risk and reward." He said he hoped he'd "qualify." Yes. He did. And those words make us uncomfortable. They don't sound like the confident declarations we want from converts. They sound uncertain. Calculating. Human. But here's what I need you to hear: The thief on the cross didn't have time to develop mature theology either. He was a criminal. Hours from death. He looked at Jesus and said, "Lord, remember me when you come into your kingdom." That's it. No profession of belief in the resurrection. No renunciation of his former life. No evidence of transformed character. Just a desperate man, reaching for a hand he wasn't sure would take his. And Jesus said, "Today you will be with me in paradise." We have a problem, and it's not Scott Adams. It's us. We've internalized a law that God never gave us. A natural sense of fairness that says late arrivals should get less. That deathbed conversions are suspicious. That the math should somehow work out—more faith, more years, more sacrifice equals more standing before God. Jesus told a parable about this. We skip over it because it offends us. A landowner hired workers throughout the day. Some came at dawn. Some at noon. Some showed up with one hour left. At the end, he paid them all the same. The early workers were furious. "These who were hired last worked only one hour, and you have made them equal to us who have borne the burden of the work and the heat of the day." (Matthew 20:12) And the landowner replied: "I am not being unfair to you, friend. Didn't you agree to work for a denarius? Don't I have the right to do what I want with my own money? Or are you envious because I am generous?" There it is. The scandal of grace is that it feels unfair. A man who mocked God for sixty years gets the same inheritance as the saint who served since childhood. A skeptic who hedged his bets at the last breath stands in the same kingdom as the martyr who gave everything. And something in us recoils. That's not grace rejecting us. That's us rejecting grace. Let me tell you what I see when Christians interrogate a dead man's faith. I see the older brother standing outside the party, refusing to go in. The prodigal came home reeking of pig filth and poor decisions. The father ran to him. Threw a robe on his back. Killed the fattened calf. And the older brother? "Look! All these years I've been slaving for you and never disobeyed your orders. Yet you never gave me even a young goat so I could celebrate with my friends. But when this son of yours who has squandered your property with prostitutes comes home, you kill the fattened calf for him!" (Luke 15:29-30) He couldn't celebrate the return because he was too busy auditing the journey. Sound familiar? Here's the truth we don't want to face: We can't see hearts. We can only see words. And the words Scott Adams spoke were: "I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior." Were they perfect? No. Were they confident? No. Were they the words we would have scripted? No. But they were the words. And the God who receives those words is not checking for tone. He's not running sentiment analysis. He's not grading on a curve. He's looking for open hands. Paul wrote something that lands differently now: "Who are you to judge someone else's servant? To their own master, servants stand or fall. And they will stand, for the Lord is able to make them stand." (Romans 14:4) Scott Adams was not our servant to judge. He answered to his own Master. And the Lord is able—able—to make him stand. That's not my promise. That's Scripture's promise. The question is whether we'll submit to it. I know why we do this. I know why we parse and weigh and question. Because if grace is really this free, then we didn't earn our place either. If the deathbed convert gets in, then our decades of service weren't the price of admission. They were the privilege of knowing Him longer. And that reframes everything. It means the faith we've built isn't a resume. It's a relationship. It means our years weren't buying something. They were receiving something. It means we were never the workers earning a wage. We were always the prodigals coming home. So did Scott Adams get saved? I don't know. But I know what the Scripture says. Whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. I know what Jesus promised the thief who had nothing to offer but a desperate plea. I know what the father did when his son came crawling home with a rehearsed speech that never even got finished. And I know what the landowner said to the workers who were angry that grace didn't do math the way they wanted. "Are you envious because I am generous?" The gate is narrow, but it's not locked. The standard is high, but it's not ours to enforce. The Judge is holy, but He is also the one who ran to meet the prodigal while he was still a long way off. Stop auditing the dead. Start marveling at the grace that let you in. "Whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved." Whosoever. Even him. Even you. What saith the Scriptures? That's the only question that matters.

NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang’s best career advice: “Passion isn’t enough, you’ve got to endure.”

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🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just posted this video of Charlie Kirk talking about the Islamic takeover of America. Charlie's message needs to be spread FAR and WIDE. "There's something wrong when you have a Muslim Marxist mayor of New York City! We don't talk enough about Islam...we don't talk nearly enough about the Islamist. We don't talk nearly enough about the hundreds of thousands of Muslims that we have voluntarily imported into our country that build mosques, implement Sharia law." "The women of the West, they get cats, the women of Muslims, they have eight kids. Eventually it doesn't work very well. It's just a bunch of math. The women of the West have abortions, the women of Muslims, have entire communities they can fill." "We're going to take this country back and restore it once and for all...We're simply calling out their hate, and we're meeting their hate with a nice one-way ticket back to Mogadishu." "This nation founded as a Christian nation has been given a new birth of freedom by the grace of God on July 13th when Donald Trump could have had his brains blown out. But by this couple millimeters, we have a nation and a republic that should invigorate you and fire you up to go out from this place and to save this nation for righteous and just purposes."

🚨🚨TIME TO CLEAR THE AIR ON MY STAND FOR ISRAEL. 🚨🚨 It’s truly an absolute shame that we are living in a day when everyone automatically assumes that your convictions and moral values are for sale. Every single day I am accused of taking money from Israel. Trolls continue to post that I’ve been bought and paid for. Because of their own lack of courage and convictions, they can’t fathom how someone can boldly and loudly proclaim something without a financial incentive. Let me be clear: I BELIEVE THE BIBLE FOR FREE. I have never received a penny, a dollar or a shekel from Israel, or anyone else for that matter, to stand and speak up for the Jewish people. I’m not on anyone’s payroll. I don’t take side deals and I refuse to allow my voice to be auctioned off to the highest bidder. It’s sickening and saddening that we’ve raised a generation of spineless people that live their lives in a basement projecting their own lack of character and courage on those who are actually doing something. My stand for Israel has cost us way more than people imagine. We’ve lost full sponsorship opportunities at Locke Media. We’ve had hundreds leave our church. We’ve been threatened, harassed, shot at, lied on, denied services and constantly ridiculed in the media. However, I AM JUST GETTING STARTED. I don’t need permission. I don’t chase money. I don’t live to impress others. I don’t fear what man can do unto me. I’m committed. I know the truth. I’ve seen the truth. I’ve been to Israel more than most people have been to the local mall in their hometown. I don’t back down because people try the lazy games of intimidation. I support Israel as a land and as a people. I won’t apologize for that. Money will never sway my stand. I have a brain and a Bible. That’s all I need to keep going and certainly all I need to sleep well at night. For years, we’ve fought some of the most controversial battles there have been to fight. No amount of hate has ever stopped us and no amount of false accusations is ever going to change my mind. I stand with Israel. I support the Jewish people. I pray for the peace of Jerusalem. I will fight for them. I will protect them. I will honor them. I will call them out when necessary. My mind is made up. My Bible is open. My resolve is unstoppable. You can remain miserable and weak if you so choose. I will remain strong, healthy and blessed by the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. Our church will be a safe haven for the Jews. If that bothers you, go somewhere else. I’m not playing. I’m not whispering and I am definitely not backing down or shutting up. Dear Israel, I’m ride or die. You have a true friend in Pastor Greg Locke. ❤️🇮🇱

In light of the many Liberals chugging Tylenol to spite Trump I find this bit of "Trump" endorsing OXYGEN relevant

xitter.cf/david_lisovtsev/… Hamas just executed Gazan civilians for the “crime” of accepting and distributing humanitarian aid without paying Hamas its terror fees to keep the war against Israel going. This is Palestine. And this is what Canada, Britain, France, and Australia just recognized as a “legitimate state.”

I was asked who can replace Charlie Kirk. This is the correct answer…