@TheRealADri

writer, performer, genius.

 Brooklyn, NY
solo.to/allisondriskill
Joined November 2010
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really fucked up that 2/3rds of Fleetwood Mac are British and yet the guy named Lindsey Buckingham is somehow one of the American ones
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Darrell Hammond looks 4000 years old
acey ❀@lizzbeaanApr 7
just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL
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Jeremy@jeremylevickOct 16
Funny how the “Kelly Clarkson will never interact with a store” crowd has been magically silent this whole week
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Dan Baltic
@baltic_danOct 15
Most of you don't need some sort of bespoke soulmate. You're not very complicated. I'm different in this regard because I'm rather unusual and need to live the erotic life of the artist. To enjoy perfect love. But you should just find someone that's ok and get married
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If you told me 10 years ago that Madonna was gonna make one of my favorite albums of 2026 and also that we’d be on the second non-consecutive Trump presidency I’d be confused in a lot of different ways
Madonna
@Madonna12 Oct 2016
Hillary gonna Snatch that Presidency so Watch out!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸She's A GIRL GONE WILD!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉
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richard@richard_normalOct 13
the two thoughts that you must hold in your head: 1. i am not better than anyone else. i am a product of the random life circumstances that have accumulated and made me who i am today. 2. i am objectively better than the person talking to gpt about airport cava.
brays★n@normaIboyOct 13
boy next to me asked chat gpt can he bring his cava on the flight and now he’s having a full on kii with the bot
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I know she’s stumbled through some truly brutal bridesmaid speeches
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 13
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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Beautiful Normal Woman@SillyBWomanOct 11
I get so Sleepy off that Dark Outside
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john@0bungl3rOct 9
True. Cancer is very rare while 1 in 2 people have had a loved one shot to death by a crazed fan outside the Dakota Building
rebecca 🎃 | jimi hendrix’s pr manager@matchaylecheOct 8
Out of all the Beatles to die, George Harrison’s death was the most random one
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Adrizzle 🇵🇸@36_chambuhzOct 5
I was talking to a guy once and it slowly became clear he took the monster mash song at face value, the subtext went right over his head lol
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Maryam
@hell_line0Sep 26
Men who rape in college are excused by deans who raped when they were in college. The men graduate and become lawyers who rape before moving up in the ranks to become judges who give rapists light sentences or time served.
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this song came on at a bar in 2014 and I was so desperate to escape it I chugged my Long Island ice tea and ended up puking all over the sidewalk
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hope@LAlNLAlNSep 28
my husband and I met on the FoppishLad forums, where I was immediately taken by his wet, pleading eyes and his feeble wrists
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How come AI is treated as inevitable and something we must adapt to and accept, but renewable energy technology, sustainable infrastructure and electric cars aren’t treated with the same urgency or certainty?
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You wouldn’t last a week in my Partiful calendar babe
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Really funny clapback to me because this week I was in two shows, had a movie night with my team, and saw Phoebe Bridgers with my friends. I sent the below tweet stuck in bed with a kidney infection during a Nor’Easter the one day this week I didn’t get out of the house.
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[I am seeing some people respond to this as if I am a Swiftie; to clarify I’m just a pop culture obsessive]
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I think it’s specifically that he thinks she’s *hot.* She’s never shown more skin than in the Showgirl visuals. He’s had a crush on her and will tell the entire world, which gives her the validation she didn’t feel from lowkey Joe. Just a hint of it from Matty made her go insane.
Tessa🦋⋆˚꩜｡⋆@fasttimesgomezSep 25
Food for thought I think Taylor just likes that Travis likes her. Like when he showed up at her show with a bracelet for her and everyone around her was like omg that’s so cute date him. And than she dated him and he turned out to be the perfect ‘nice guy’ so she settled.
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yeah buddy, the Venn diagram of people who bought a ticket to Phoebe’s concert and people who stan Chris Hansen hard enough to smuggle in a recording device past security is big enough for this to really show her
flanthippe@flanthippeSep 25
Chris Hansen has slammed "Primetime" star Phoebe Bridgers: "And that Phoebe Bridgers [who plays decoy Del Harvey] banned cell phones at her concerts. That's censorship. If you're my fan, you'll bring your phone and record her show. Maybe she'll learn how real journalism works."
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this news was designed in a lab to make me furious
Pop Base
@PopBaseSep 21
Taylor Swift will receive the first-ever MTV Artist Director award at this year’s VMAs. Described as the “first-ever award to recognize artists whose directorial work has advanced the art of music video and storytelling.”
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Bring TWO iced coffees to an interview. One for you and one for the recruiter ☺️
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