Ravi Balakrishnan (@TheRaviB) profile picture

Views expressed are personal. Former editor at Mumbrella Asia and Brand Equity.

Singapore
Joined September 2015
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To those raging about the Navi Mumbai airport, how do you think people in Vashi & beyond felt about leaving 4 hours early, bleeding money on cab fare, & paying tolls both ways, just to catch a plane from Marol? I can't recall anyone cribbing & ordinarily I wouldn't either. 1/2
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But then I see people here wailing about this like orphaned infants. As if traveling long distances & paying extortionate cab fare to catch a plane is some unique atrocity. It isn't. Suck it up, like the people of Navi Mumbai did for DECADES. Or take a bus / train. Or stay home.
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Being Indian is seeing this and immediately thinking "Yeh Thar-waaley gadhey ke haat lag gaya, toh?"
Real life, baby
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Sometimes someone articulates what you've felt better than you'd ever be able to do yourself.
This may have people coming for me— But I’m convinced that majority of Bollywood audiences hate movies. They’re more into the celebrity gossip culture. Which overlaps with movies at times. The discourse is (almost) always about the people and not their work. It sucks.
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Contrary to what AI will tell you, not every woman in the 80s looked like Nancy Wheeler from Stranger Things & not every guy like her idiot boyfriend. Sad how lazy the supposedly tireless AI is getting. Ghibli ripoffs while horrible were at least not this wall of sameness 1/2
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AI has turned the 80s into fancy dress at a fairground photo booth with only one available costume, run by a miser. Everyone dutifully gets their picture taken but in short order look like they were all briefly indoctorinated by the same cult. 2/2
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Today, in things lining up perfectly:
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Vague posting should result in a permaban and a lifelong revocation of social media access.
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True because David Attenborough didn't make a film on Gandhi.
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I hope the majority of Mumbai's citizenry get reborn as sentient potato chips in a Lay's packet so before the inevitably horrific end, they experience, however briefly, ample living space and breathing room. 1/3
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I 'd actually started this post wondering when the 'spirit of Mumbai' would morph into widespread rage insisting on criminal action against the corrupt, inefficient city administrators who sit by & allow the citizens to be literally crushed to death like bugs. 2/3
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But then given my lived experience in the city - where people are too busy & stressed about their jobs & living situations to think about anything else - I realised that citizens being reborn as sentient potato chips was, all things considered, a far more realistic scenario. 3/3
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Says a woman whose own son wrote an ode to US citizenship in the WSJ - which we have actual proof of, unlike these possibly fictional rustic folk. If you can't get past the WSJ paywall, this song does a pretty great job of capturing its general vibe: youtube.com/watch?v=zGYaHHUp…
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Hey @sebastianbach - I think you've got an impostor? I was followed by this id: xitter.cf/Bach_private
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Ravi Balakrishnan retweeted
What’s the greatest opening lyrics to a song that you’ve ever heard?
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Outstanding series on how VC bets in promising sectors in India collapsed after a collision with reality. My subscription was up for renewal around the time these landed & while I'd have probably renewed anyway, they made the decision to sign up an absolute no-brainer.
[RECAP] A lot of money was spent on building a home-grown social media success story. The only thing that got built was fundraising pitch decks. The deceit of India’s TikTok clones. themorningcontext.com/intern…
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I'd interviewed Dev Anand on this & am quoting him verbatim: "The greatest intoxication is conceiving of a film and making it. What happens later is beside the point. You need intellect & courage to lose goodwill & money on a project. It's very easy for people to say ...1/2
Beautiful. But do you have an opinion on why the last few films he directed felt so "off"? Was it a man out of touch with the times or did he simply lack the energy to care? As often happens with age. Makes for a nice case study:)
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'What's he doing? He's mad!' But the only reason they say those things is because they aren't making films themselves!" 2/2
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