Resident Assistant

Ah checkouts! I get to make you pay for your stupid 3am phone calls! Is that a tiny rip in the paint? CHARGEEE! Muhahahaha #RAdontcare

Is it me or does our professional staff overseers get bigger and bigger each year? Perhaps b/c we do all their work.. #LousyAC

Yes... We had to seriously post these signs.. #RAproblems

And the Oscar goes to.... #dutyround

My hallway looks like the 75th annual hunger games! Guess that's what I get for giving up duty rounds for lent... #lousyRA #RAdontcare

This is what I find in my residents room... And administration wonders why I have #roommateproblems #DirtyDishes

When your working office hours and a resident comes in to ask a question, and you ask them where they live and they say your floor #lousyRA

When a resident starts their side of the story as "WELL this bitch".... just get the paperwork ready... #RAdontcare

If you have never brought the duty phone to a club with you... Your one of the RAs out of the "What RAs really do" loop #RAdontcare

It scares me that some of my residents want to be pharmacists... or pilots... Or even worse... Doctors! #RessiesCantEvenWipeTheirOwnAss

Dear Dumb Residents, Please DELETE your RA from any social network before posting pictures of getting drunk in your room. #LessWriteUps

No... You don't have tourettes syndrome... Thats a dog barking in your closet.. #PETA #RAProblems #RADontCare

@thedutyphone Sorry for taking your battery out all weekend... You were ringing way too much! #NoService

@OLproblems Thanks for showing them the campus.. We'll take it from here..

Had to check on this girl that posted she was going to commit suicide.. She said she did it for attention.. Shes about to be found dead.

Random fact: Lockout fees only apply to bitchy residents...

Weekend resident: Yeah I don't like to go home neither Me: Actually, I like to go home but I get paid to watch you... #weekendduty

That moment when your in public and your heart drops because some idiot has the same ringer as the duty phone... #dutyphone

Thanks last RA on duty for setting an alarm on the duty phone as a prank... Don't forget that I have a key to your room #shampoo #nair

Oh it's funny to call the duty phone breathe and hangup? Should of blocked the number because it's on Craigslist under exotic services now!