Writer. Painter. Physicist. Biologist. Healthcare analyst. Landmine detection researcher. Yorkshireman, ranconteur & wit. All views expressed are my own.

South of France
Joined December 2010
Bingeing on The Diplomat, I was wrenched from my chair when I saw that the @royalsociety , of which I am a fellow, had removed their premises from Carlton House Terrace to Wrotham Park in Herts (Fig 1) not to mention Windsor Castle (Fig 2) looking rather like Burghley House.
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I am ⅔ through transcribing my g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-dads will. He wrote it on 17 Mar 1540. That was the year Henry 8 annulled marriage to Anne of Cleves, married Catherine Howard & chopped off Thomas Cromwell head for scamming him into marriage with Anne.
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He was called Christofer and is the oldest direct Marshall ancestor I have found. His wief was called Johanne.
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“in the name of ours lords god” is easy enough on the first line. Interesting use of the lingering Germanic genitives with s on our and lord. It gets very opaque in places.
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Today I read the 1540 will of my g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gfather. Christofer begat Edward begat Edward begat Edward begat John begat Samewell begat John begat Joseph begat Samuel begat Thomas begat William begat Samuel begat Robert begat me. Christofer born 1480s.
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39 yrs ago, at RAL, we worried whether our drift chambers, for the H1 experiment would survive pressure fluctuations in Hamburg. Paul Flower in our group, recorded the pressure during the hurricane night of 15-16 Oct. I think this is the lowest pressure ever recorded in England.
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Hello @REDbySFR. J’ai résilié suite à votre hausse de tarif (Art L224-33). Votre email m'indique les frais de résiliation sont offerts si . . . . mais le lien fourni est cassé 😮 😡 Mon espace client désactivé? Comment vous transmettre mon motif de résiliation? DM SVP.
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Continuing my research into Marshall ancestry, I have to brace myself when a family tree submitted by someone across the water, claiming to be a Marshall descendent, but inexplicably sharing the IQ of their President, posts their research without reading it through.
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During my years as Prof of Physics, FRS, in Manchester, 1833 warehouse apartment, Fri lunch & evening circuit, I got to know 4 judges & 10 magistrates. How many would I trust to reach a fair verdict in jury-less trial? After careful consideration, I’d say less than 74.13%.
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One of them told me how they dealt with squirrels in their garden, They filled a barrel with water, and stretched cling film over the top. Then they sprinkled peanuts on the cling film. 🙄🤔😮🫢😢
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The news just ended on BBC and we are watching sheep dogs. They are unbelievable animals & I’ve known a few on my auntie’s farm. I would trust a sheep dog to make a fair decision in a jury-less trial. But definitely not a random chosen judge or magistrate.
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In the clinic today, routine check for someone of my age, the pleasant lady with headscarf said: “Your French is so good (🙄) where are you from? “Yorkshire! “Is that in America?
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Who’s Trafford?
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My grandfather, George Ryder was gardener at Giggleswick School 1907-1921. This is how the school mag editors (Masters) & sub-editors (boys) reported his call up. Scuse me. He had a name. He went off to fight while you lot stuffed your faces with scones & crumpets.
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It’s that time of year again, decisions, decisions, decisions. Frilly?, Serrated? Slotted?, Twisted? Curly? Thin? Thick? Green? Natural? Simple? What pasta to use with rich, fantastic, multi flavoured tomato sauce, with garlic, basil & the rest.
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Recalling my only trip to Israel, a good portent of AI. On way to airport, in taxi with 3 eminent world physics theorists, we stuck in traffic. 3 theories arose, why we were stuck. No solution offered. I declared “I am an experimentalist & will investigate. tbc
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Me: “It’s a Land Rover. Flat tyre. Theo 2: “I was right! Me: “No. Tyre easily fixed, spare wheel. But they had to get a camel out of the back to get at the tyre and there is no way that camel is going back in that Land Rover. tbc
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It was physics conf in a Kibbutz. Checked in, went to room & rushed back. “There’s someone sleeping in my bed! “Damn. The cleaner left the window open. Here, this will shift him. She gave me a can of fly spray. “What about the sheets? “Sigh. She gave me a bottle of phenol.
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I have just learnt that I am responsible for putting a bank employee on sick leave. After 1 min of an AI assistant, I demanded a human. I was given D. After 1 min I told him he had passed the Turing test. “Is that good? “It means you are indistinguishable from a computer,
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