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This definitely started as a bit
Last month, former ‘Good Morning America’ hosts Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes got married. Now their ex-spouses are engaged to each other. thecut.com/article/andrew-sh…
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Salt Shed's greatest achievement is being in West Town yet somehow having similar transit convenience as Tinley Park
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Dudes who used to work at 20th century fox probably still talk about the guy who edited this fucking trailer like he’s a Greek legend or some shit
Why is he an old white man
Dwayne Johnson transforms into a 70-year-old man in shocking photos from the set of Benny Safdie's "Lizard Music."
• The movie is based on Daniel Pinkwater’s children’s book and follows a young boy who “stumbles upon strange lizard musicians on late-night TV, leading him to befriend a peculiar man with an elderly chicken.”
• The cast also includes Rachel McAdams, Colman Domingo, David Krumholtz, Jeff Goldblum, Alicia Silverstone and Regina Hall.
• From Amazon MGM Studios, “Lizard Music” is set for release on Christmas Day 2027.
variety.com/2026/film/news/d…
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Type of thing referenced in a 7th century manuscript by a guy named Theobald of Cremona that later scholars conclude is obviously made up
Priest gave sermon on spontaneity of death just before falling crucifix killed him during livestreamed mass trib.al/z1QhWvA
The cheerleaders don’t even stop waving the pom poms america is really crazy man
A U.S. Army officer falls to the field at high speed during a fast rope demonstration gone wrong during the Navy vs UTSA pregame tonight.
The officer was attended to on the field and taken to the hospital on a stretcher. There has been no update on his condition but we pray that he was not seriously injured.
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Air Force confirmed the service member, a USAF Airman, died from injuries after the rappelling demonstration. It was not a fast-rope or Army officer.
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Tbh while I don’t really care about changes to the lore, every episode I did find myself thinking “why the hell is this nigga not in a bomber??”
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I really hate to tell you this @pattonoswalt but you’re not paraphrasing Orson Welles, you’re paraphrasing Peter Griffin
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A lot of the Levites responsible for these portions of the Bible were basically Tik Tok man-on-the-street guys asking each other if different situations make your girl a hoe
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Doing the anti-intellectual “black and white foreign silent film” gimmick about the guy who made Ocean’s Eleven is certainly a choice
