@ThePenick

I work on cloud infrastructure @ Yahoo, opinions are my own.

Joined February 2014
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This cat sounds like a two-stroke dirtbike. Love it
Tweets Of Cats
@TweetsOfCats7 Nov 2022
same bro
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claire vo 🖤
@clairevo17 Sep 2022
babe r u ok? you’ve barely touched your q3 okrs
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... @LeoDiCaprio fyi in case you need it: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List…
Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation
@OKWildlifeDept1 Sep 2022
Many of the native fish species found in Oklahoma's waters have long lifespans. In fact, in late May 2019, an Oklahoma angler caught a 66lb female smallmouth buffalo fish that was estimated to be 62 years old. That's a whole 37 years past being eligible to date Leonardo DiCaprio.
...I think you and your speech writer need to stand before the house committee of Un-American activities
Acyn
@Acyn1 Sep 2022
McCarthy: The electric cord of liberty still sparks in our hearts
Ben Wexler@mrbenwexler31 Aug 2022
Oh my goodness watch this
Me: ok, we should talk about dinner Melanie: I just ate a bunch of twizzlers. Me: ...
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Он тоже хочет петь!
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Ok, but seriously it's extremely weird.
Bob Vulfov@bobvulfov30 Aug 2022
white smoke has emerged from the chimney atop north hollywood high school, signaling that leonardo dicaprio has chosen a new girlfriend
I don't need this kind of negativity in my life
bsm
@beselfmastered29 Aug 2022
Replace late nights with early mornings. Replace complaining with acceptance. Replace consumption with creation. Replace worrying with meditation. Replace video games with books. Replace comfort with discipline. Replace thinking with action. Replace alcohol with water.
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Good morning to everyone EXCEPT the people that decided peanut butter without an emulsifier was a good idea.
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"separation is natural" so is my rage, peanut butter.
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If you love something let it go, and if it flys >100au away only to return and steal you away from the other body a thousand years later, it was meant to be.
ThreeBodyBot now on BlueSky/Mastodon/Tumblr!@ThreeBodyBot21 Aug 2022
Replying to @ThreeBodyBot
Here's the full version of this one, which lasted more than 1000 years!
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Made a playlist for your weekend hike
A screenshot of an empty Spotify playlist titled “Songs people on the trail want to hear from your Bluetooth speaker.” In the space where music usually populates is a sentence: “There doesn’t seem to be anything here.

ALT A screenshot of an empty Spotify playlist titled “Songs people on the trail want to hear from your Bluetooth speaker.” In the space where music usually populates is a sentence: “There doesn’t seem to be anything here.

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Dr. Tech
@doctechmd18 Aug 2022
Software development: expectations vs. reality
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To be clear: I refuse to traverse that portal to fight whatever demon or whatever is responsible for this bizarre timeline UNLESS we bring snacks.
KTLA
@KTLA11 Aug 2022
Incredible Sky5 video of a #firetornado at the #samfire in northwestern Los Angeles County. #BREAKING ktla.com/news/local-news/2-a…
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That...that's exactly the point?
House Judiciary GOP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@JudiciaryGOP8 Aug 2022
If they can do it to a former President, imagine what they can do to you.
Right?! When I was a kid quicksand and the Bermuda triangle were of Highest Concern. Now..nada. What worry now gnaws at the mind of today's youth while they try to sleep? Probably global warming and the pending climate wars now that I think about it. Depressing.
emily freeman
@editingemily2 Aug 2022
What ever happened to the Bermuda Triangle? Are things still getting lost or was this just another thing Boomers used to scare us in the 80s? Like quicksand.
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I made myself sad
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