Unless the @patriots invite me to be an honorary Captain or such, I will not be attending the game at Soldier Field tonight. Anybody know if there are any Patriot Bars in Chicago.
I "EWWWWED" so loudly on my flight after the hit on the kickoff, that the flight attendant came to check on me.
A little embarrassed. GO PATS!
Who am I Job? Why have I been chosen to suffer the most in this world? Never fly on game day. GO PATS!
Patrick retweeted
#VaccinesWork to protect kids and families and communities from measles and other vaccine-preventable diseases.
Reporter: Has the war had an impact on your campaign at this point?
Staffer: We’re not going to talk about that.
Reporter: Mr. Secretary, do you believe that five deaths, potentially six, from measles in the state of Pennsylvania—
Staffer: We’re also not going to talk about measles.
Reporter: He’s the highest ranking health official in the country. He can answer that question. He’s a Cabinet secretary.
RFK JR: The measles outbreak is occurring because so many people went unvaccinated during the COVID pandemic. And this is something that Anthony Fauci, in fact, predicted
Patrick retweeted
Burbank! A massive dirtbag named David Donahue is running for city council. This is the doooshbag that tried to ruin my life last summer because I attended a protest of Moms For Liberty, an anti-trans hate group.
You do NOT want this piece of shit to be allocating where Burbank
I could listen to @PaulProvenza talk about comedy all day. Thanks for bringing him in @JayKogen
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An extra $248.82 a month "energy surcharge" came through on our dumpster bill this month.
Thank you @GOP
@SenWhitehouse @SenJackReed
Can you please stop this insanity?
Just bought a RT mbta ticket to Boston and the fact that I'm chronologically closer to the senior discount yet emotionally closer to the child's fare is hitting hard.
I hope the @jamestalarico campaign asks Paxton if he's been a patient of Des Moines Institute.















