Payton Thornhill

I don't tweet anymore, but I'm pretty close to 1000 tweets so I'm kind of tempted to see what happens. Being christmas and all...

Problem with us, is we're all trying to get our picture taken doing something rather than doing something and getting our picture taken.

Go watch MacGruber. Buy it on DVD. #ResurrectMacGruber

Wow. Toronto City Council meeting just turned into a brawl...

Saying "no pun intended" is a huge red flag.

Free the whales! #Blackfish

Amount of beers is directly correlated to how liberal I am with retweeting and "liking" fb statuses #pattyfacts

@PattyTohill you haven't been this active since you argued with yourself in the library last year

If you haven't unfollowed me yet, I should remind you, you are following someone who goes to movies alone and tweets about it. #meta

I haven't felt this connected with random middle aged dudes since I spent a week being homeless in mtl #solotheatreventure

It'll all make sense when I produce the first 1D movie #solotheatreventure

Why won't Don O'treply respond to my emails? #badbusinessman

The service I just got at subway was so bad that I suspect the real employees may be in the back and I was served by villains from Die Hard.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/cPzglERa82/

Downloaded MLB app to take the next step towards vesting an interest in the Blue Jays. Last time I did they went on a losing streak...