Kaine

“At this point, Parker looks more dumb than Ben with his no-sleeves hoodie.”

“And he said my sense of fashion was bad.”

How could that /not/ go badly?

“If I could sleep forever, it wouldn’t be long enough.”

“That’s not how it works.”

“And...?”

“I don’t have kids.”

“Maybe. I forget. It’s been a while.”

“You know both Regan and I have been criminals before.”

“Says who?”

“/Don’t/ make me regret this.” He tosses down an envelope with that dumb Mickey Mouse logo printed on it. Inside are tickets. Three of them. @FatalMindTricks @IntrepidChild

“Maybe, although we haven’t used the oven in a while.” He thought that was funny at least.

“I’m not friends with it.”

“Yes. It’s a duck thing, is it?”

“I should really just let Regan handle this.”

“So the noise you’re making...?”

He misses the days where his troubles were limited to dodging assassination attempts and fighting monsters. He even misses that giant rampaging stuffed bear thing.

“Are you dying?”

“That’s...I don’t know what I expected.”